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amsee.bsky.social
Amadei, Suburban White Woman
@amsee.bsky.social
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Reader, gamer, crafter, mom to the sweetest little girl of all time. OF ALL TIME.
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Staff really really trying to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear with this one. 😅
November 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
amsee.bsky.social
Ah, Skittles...the gayest of candies... 🤦‍♀️
November 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Trying to pick out one of those window cat beds and came across this review.

Ma'am, this is not the bed's fault.
October 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
amsee.bsky.social
I bought this one so we wouldn’t forget when it expires.
A milk jug with an expiration date of September 11, 2025.
September 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
amsee.bsky.social
Girl, you say you're bi (in the comments), but I think you might like just women.
August 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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It's very much "do unto others as you would have them do unto you." 😂
August 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Bananas, chocolate chip cookies, and iced chai lattes. Sounds pretty good to me.
July 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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A gun hobbler, if you will.
June 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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THE NERVE.
June 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
amsee.bsky.social
I feel like I am the only person who actually *likes* Baltimore.
June 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Kid Rock is the living embodiment of the feeling you get when you drive by a trailer park.
June 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
amsee.bsky.social
Always beware the Derulo.
June 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Username checks out.
May 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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I aspire to this level of cool, but I'd probably be a shrieking harpy.
May 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
amsee.bsky.social
I am also prepared to believe Scotland isn't real.
May 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Actual email I just received.
An email reading, "Hi, Amadei, No worries. [Redacted] will address the outstanding paperwork and any questions after he shoots his Netflix special on [redacted]. Regards, [Redacted]
April 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Me: *driving up to stop light*

3yo: Mommy, stop. Don’t bonk into that car.

Me: Okay, sweetie.

3yo: If you bonk into that car, you will break it.

Me:
April 16, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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An illustration of how the world’s going at the moment. @dalrint.bsky.social
A text conversation. Person 1: Would you believe Mom’s deck collapsed? Person 2: Y’know, all things considered, yes. Person 1: Haha.
March 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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3yo, from the couch & unable to see me: What are you doing, Mommy?

Me: I’m cross stitching, baby.

3yo: No, you’re not. You’re knitting.

Me, looking down: Oh, okay.
An unfinished cross stitch in a burgundy, orange, and yellow butterfly design that is obviously not knitting.
March 12, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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The hotel we stayed at was “Hotel Medieval.”
A text message conversation: Grey text: What’s the city we stayed in Romania that had the castle walls and all? Blue text: The one we stayed two nights in? Grey text: Yeah Blue text: Alba Iulia Grey text: Thanks Blue text: Why do I keep these things in my head but not where I put my wallet? Grey text: No clue lol
March 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Me: What are you doing?

3yo: I want a cheese!

Me: Can I help you open it?

3yo, whispering while pulling the wrapper off the cheese: No, I’m a big girl.
March 3, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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3yo: Did you make more duck soap for Daddy?

Me: What? “Duck soap?”

3yo, pointing: Yeah, duck soap!

Duck Soap:
A small bottle of Dawn dish detergent with a duckling on the label.
March 2, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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The valentine my Latina coworker left on my desk for Valentine's Day. She is my new hero.
A valentine that reads "Roses are red, violets are blue, I was smuggled across the border so that one day I could be here, working with you!"
February 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM