Where are you located?

Does this mean I'm never getting my Soros checks?

I got presale in Prague. Flying in from Greece for it. Can't wait!!!

That's awesome! Congrats

I live in Europe and work in tourism. The number of Canadian customers we've had has tripled over last year. Nearly every single one of them said definitively that they came to Europe instead of going to the US. Four groups had canceled work conferences meant to be in Florida, Pennsylvania, and TX.

You mean they didn't tell you ahead of time??? I can't decide if that makes it even cooler.

The club sandwich bit gets me every time 🤣

I don't have a girlfriend, but there is a girl that gets really upset when I say that.

You were a connection today!!!!!

It lasted forever. 😳

Even though it's our state bird they always catch me by surprise, too.

Sounds like the trans soldiers were the ones holding shit together. And tethering planes down properly.

Literally my thought.

I didn't believe it despite trusting several people who said it was true until I saw it for myself. It's real. And doesn't seem to be a joke, either.

We want daily cute parent stories, please.

But, alas, here you are.

Imagine not knowing Babylon Bee is satire. Yikes.

Yes, years of heroin addiction has kept him slim.