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Slargon of Akkad
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Former conspiracy nut. Pure objective 💯% fact believer man now. JJ Mccullough / Steven Bonell 2028 (Trump annexes 🇨🇦 next month)
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Before you get too sad, notice that the side that wins seems to be to side that has the most fun.

I call this Slargon's One Fun Key (🔑) to election success.

I will not argue about this with anyone unless it seems fun.
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Good things will still happen
April 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Nebraska republican townhall live now:
www.youtube.com/live/GW2hRMY...
Republican Town Hall LIVE | Congressman Mike Flood NOT Afraid to Listen to his District
YouTube video by News Channel Nebraska
www.youtube.com
March 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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March 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Every Republican townhall:
"Yes, we gave Elon Musk all our nukes, but he said he'd only use them to end all bigotry. I thought that's something you democrats wanted? Have you considered you just hate Trump and can't be fair?"
March 4, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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REPOST if you stand with AOC!
February 18, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Donald Cuck should have been a thing way earlier.

Can't believe progressives thought "Drumpf" or whatever is how you fight nazis.

There should be banners like this all over on inauguration day.

#DGG ##Daliban
December 21, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Bluesky. Stop getting triggered about audio books and reading and shit. Nobody IRL worth being friends with gives a shit how you learn or have fun.
Reading graphic novels is reading.
Reading graphic novels is reading.
Reading graphic novels is reading.
Reading graphic novels is reading.
Reading graphic novels is reading.
Reading graphic novels is reading.
Reading graphic novels is reading.
December 20, 2024 at 8:26 PM
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Pro-life Republicans cut funding for child cancer research from their latest spending bill, which also failed to pass. Pathetic and even more pathetic.
December 20, 2024 at 12:05 PM
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December 19, 2024 at 9:54 PM
What if women stop commenting mass shootings because they'll get called trans?

We could stop male shootings if we always reported the shooter was just mad they canceled Young Sheldon or something.

#DGG #Daliban
December 17, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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#daliban #dgg #destiny

I'm making a Destiny Debate Bingo. What are your suggestions ?
December 14, 2024 at 10:14 PM
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Casinos should start letting you play Balatro
December 15, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Ask AI for advice, it takes a few keywords and gives you the most obvious advice ever:
"Don't crash your car next time! Car safety is important."

JK.
That's how redditors give advice.

AI is a little better because it's less patronizing and might have data stolen from a better website.

#AI #tech
December 15, 2024 at 7:08 AM
I feel like "things happen" but they often happen in the most boring way.

The Arab Spring might be decades long.
Covid wasn't close to an extinction event
Jan 6th could have been full on civil war.
AI is screwing with jobs but isn't ever going to atomize you into paperclips.
Etc

Slightly calms me.
Syria is the most comprehensive case against “nothing ever happens” ever.

Nothing ever happened, for over a decade, until it all happened, in like, a week.
December 8, 2024 at 4:33 PM
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It’s predictable.
December 5, 2024 at 9:51 PM
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Do you mean like this? Scary how fast they turn...
December 6, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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It sucks that people get so bewildered when you express how upsetting it is after they start going down conspiracy rabbit holes, because there’s like a 50% chance they’ll be a full-blown nutcase in less than 6 months.
December 5, 2024 at 9:24 PM
"I believe less than 1% of men wear toupees!"

Says the worst man in the world at spotting toupees on the way to his job at the wig factory.

#DGG #Daliban
Meta says AI content made up less than 1% of election-related misinformation on its apps.

What do you think? Have you had any experience with potentially harmful AI content, either on this platform or others?

#tech #science #ai #robotics #monitor #tablet
December 5, 2024 at 10:31 PM
I think Apple VR flopped because it didn't solve the big interactivity problems.

iPhone solved the problem of crappy touch screen interactivity.

People want to walk around or touch boobs.

If VR is just looking at stuff and pressing buttons, why is it better than a computer?

#tech #VR #latetake
December 5, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Before you get too sad, notice that the side that wins seems to be to side that has the most fun.

I call this Slargon's One Fun Key (🔑) to election success.

I will not argue about this with anyone unless it seems fun.
December 5, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Games Workshop:
"Easy to assemble push-fit minis!"

Also Games Workshop:
T-spin piece 22 into piece 26.

#warhammer
December 3, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Do people ever bring up money laundering with onlyfans like they do with modern art?

At some point is a girl going to be making a country's GDP per month off one guy and we're all just going to still say "hmm I guess some billionaire just really wanted badly shot softcore videos."

#DGG #Daliban
December 3, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Every wonder what it was like being a 90s kid?

Grab your beanie baby and check out this rad new video for A24's hit new film Y2K only in theaters December 6th.
#movies #A24 #Y2K #tomagachi
youtu.be/DILdviilVKs?...
life in 99
YouTube video by kyle
youtu.be
December 3, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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really gonna miss discourse like this
November 28, 2024 at 12:40 AM