Amien
@amien.bsky.social
Independent Coastal Elite Liberal • MAGA blows • Trump fucks kids • GOP loves pedos • Fuck Russia #NAFO • I blame Republicans & the lazy pricks who didn't vote • No personal DMs
MAGAts are the stupidest population in the US • Fuck 'em (Trump did)
MAGAts are the stupidest population in the US • Fuck 'em (Trump did)
Different Jimmy but same idea. If Jimmy Hoffa was a drug dealer
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Different Jimmy but same idea. If Jimmy Hoffa was a drug dealer
It's fucking brutal Gary. 😂
November 14, 2025 at 5:58 AM
It's fucking brutal Gary. 😂
Tell them you're a big tipper. That shit always works. Don't ask me how I know. When you dial the number I left you, ask for Jimmy
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Tell them you're a big tipper. That shit always works. Don't ask me how I know. When you dial the number I left you, ask for Jimmy
Jesus Kaylan. I'm so sorry you're dealing with all this right now. I have a few choice words on the tip of my tongue for him but I'll keep it to myself. Lean on the people around you who you know you can count on. Things feel bleak right now but 1 day you'll start to feel a little better 🫶
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Jesus Kaylan. I'm so sorry you're dealing with all this right now. I have a few choice words on the tip of my tongue for him but I'll keep it to myself. Lean on the people around you who you know you can count on. Things feel bleak right now but 1 day you'll start to feel a little better 🫶
I hate to say this but a friend of mine from high school recently told me he thinks there's a good argument for the earth being flat. He also refers to himself as being red pilled 😬 I pilfered your meme & sent it to him because it applies to him now 😂
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I hate to say this but a friend of mine from high school recently told me he thinks there's a good argument for the earth being flat. He also refers to himself as being red pilled 😬 I pilfered your meme & sent it to him because it applies to him now 😂
I was able to read between the lines anyway. But to be fair, even if you hadn't left directions...err suggestions, it still would've gone down that way
November 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I was able to read between the lines anyway. But to be fair, even if you hadn't left directions...err suggestions, it still would've gone down that way
I mean, the note you left with the instructions how to care for them didn't leave much room for interpretation. "Take them very far away & make sure the majority can't find their way back"
November 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I mean, the note you left with the instructions how to care for them didn't leave much room for interpretation. "Take them very far away & make sure the majority can't find their way back"
Let me make it up to you
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Let me make it up to you
I'm sorry buddy. I had a bad reaction to it...get it? Acid, bases, reaction? Drugs, reaction? Tada!
November 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I'm sorry buddy. I had a bad reaction to it...get it? Acid, bases, reaction? Drugs, reaction? Tada!
Ooh a science joke! It sucked
November 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Ooh a science joke! It sucked
That's proof enough for me. You are pretty omniscient
November 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
That's proof enough for me. You are pretty omniscient
I think that's only true if you're running the bases
November 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I think that's only true if you're running the bases
You were at the Alamo? Maybe you were Davey Crockett reincarnated as a shit talking yet well educated skirrel
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
You were at the Alamo? Maybe you were Davey Crockett reincarnated as a shit talking yet well educated skirrel
I've never heard of this
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I've never heard of this
You never touch a snoring squirrel. They're vicious little fuckers when surprised
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
You never touch a snoring squirrel. They're vicious little fuckers when surprised
I like your cowboy hat the best. It's stylin'
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I like your cowboy hat the best. It's stylin'
That just sounds like "fair ball"
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
That just sounds like "fair ball"
Argh DocDeez! Walk this tiny plank
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Argh DocDeez! Walk this tiny plank
Now that just sounds pretentious
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Now that just sounds pretentious