ames
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louder than concorde (but not quite as pretty)
Not to get *too* personal, but I have my first mammogram ever today and it's triggering a little age-related crisis in me lol
December 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Not to get *too* personal, but I have my first mammogram ever today and it's triggering a little age-related crisis in me lol
All Creatures Great & Small isn't technically a Christmas show, but it still feels like the perfect time to start a new season. 🥰
December 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
All Creatures Great & Small isn't technically a Christmas show, but it still feels like the perfect time to start a new season. 🥰
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Wait but people online keep telling me that this is a miracle technology that must be embraced immediately and criticizing it is ableist doomerism
The rise of deepfake pornography in schools: ‘One girl was so horrified she vomited’ www.theguardian.com/society/ng-i...
The rise of deepfake pornography in schools: ‘One girl was so horrified she vomited’
The use of ‘nudify’ apps is becoming more and more prevalent, with hundreds of teachers having seen images created by pupils, often of their peers. The fallout is huge – and growing fast
www.theguardian.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Wait but people online keep telling me that this is a miracle technology that must be embraced immediately and criticizing it is ableist doomerism
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No one has scammed and beclowned the human race like cats. "Aww she's sitting on me" she's sapping your energy. "Aww she's purring" she's communicating with the devil, her father in hell
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No one has scammed and beclowned the human race like cats. "Aww she's sitting on me" she's sapping your energy. "Aww she's purring" she's communicating with the devil, her father in hell
What a satisfying watch
December 4, 2025 at 9:45 AM
What a satisfying watch
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Not Ray Lalonde’s twin brother on Jeopardy!… I screamed.
December 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Not Ray Lalonde’s twin brother on Jeopardy!… I screamed.
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped
Kathryn Newton is our queen of horror comedies, and I hope she never stops.
Samara Weaving has reached the next level of the nightmarish game in READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME.
Watch the official trailer NOW!
Watch the official trailer NOW!
READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME | Official Trailer | Searchlight Pictures
YouTube video by SearchlightPictures
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Kathryn Newton is our queen of horror comedies, and I hope she never stops.
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a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
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the crimes are obviously worse but there's also the constant indignities of all formal levers of government communication being taken over by people with a schoolyard bully's vocabulary and the pugilistic instinct of a drunk at the second bar that's cut them off that night
November 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
the crimes are obviously worse but there's also the constant indignities of all formal levers of government communication being taken over by people with a schoolyard bully's vocabulary and the pugilistic instinct of a drunk at the second bar that's cut them off that night
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usually i'm a big "read the article instead of just roasting the headline" person but yeah i'm giving everyone permission to not bother with the new yorker piece about louis ck's new book, what a stinker
November 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
usually i'm a big "read the article instead of just roasting the headline" person but yeah i'm giving everyone permission to not bother with the new yorker piece about louis ck's new book, what a stinker
Saif came over to watch A Man On The Inside 😊
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Saif came over to watch A Man On The Inside 😊
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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When dogs sigh it is the craziest thing in the world, deserving of the loudest “OH REALLY” you can muster
it's funny to me when a dog is really sleepy. oh are you all burnt out from lying around all day? did you think too much with your primitive and underdeveloped brain? yeah I can see why you can barely keep your eyes open
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
When dogs sigh it is the craziest thing in the world, deserving of the loudest “OH REALLY” you can muster
I was going to skip this one, but then I saw that Joe Pantoliano *and* Caroline Aaron are in it.
November 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I was going to skip this one, but then I saw that Joe Pantoliano *and* Caroline Aaron are in it.
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Why is Joe from "Holey Moley" here
November 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Why is Joe from "Holey Moley" here
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
Joke's on them, I just got to pretend that cleaning out my inbox counts as my Task For The Day.
It is very funny that if you tell Gmail not to do the new thing where it trains AI with your emails it goes fuck you and puts all the ads in your main tab, email you petty bitch I respect you
November 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Joke's on them, I just got to pretend that cleaning out my inbox counts as my Task For The Day.
Can't get enough of this damn fish. Should I get one for his real house???
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Can't get enough of this damn fish. Should I get one for his real house???
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A lot of people like it when Seal goes “Bay-BAY I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey.” But you know what’s underrated? When Seal goes “But did you know that when it snows…”
November 19, 2025 at 7:08 AM
A lot of people like it when Seal goes “Bay-BAY I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey.” But you know what’s underrated? When Seal goes “But did you know that when it snows…”
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can i have a writing job. i’m a horrible writer and can work to become a worse person
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
can i have a writing job. i’m a horrible writer and can work to become a worse person
This was a very solid Sunday Afternoon On TBS movie, and I think my cousin and I watched it at least a dozen times (keep in mind that we couldn't have been older than 11)
THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT is part of an honest-to-goodness mini-genre of movies in the 1990s that you could sum up as, "what if the president was horny?"
The Charming Wish-Fulfillment of The American President
Aaron Sorkin’s first dramatization of life in the West Wing hit theaters 25 years ago, and it seems even more like fantasy today:
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November 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This was a very solid Sunday Afternoon On TBS movie, and I think my cousin and I watched it at least a dozen times (keep in mind that we couldn't have been older than 11)
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once you think it you can't do anything until you make it
November 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
once you think it you can't do anything until you make it
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
(Sorry but it's true!!)
(Sorry but it's true!!)
November 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
(Sorry but it's true!!)
(Sorry but it's true!!)