Lauren 💜
amethyst.codes
Lauren 💜
@amethyst.codes
software engineer here to try and get off twtr for good
just got an ad for an app called "death clock ai" that "tells you when you'll die".....now why the fuck would i want that
March 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
imagine buying an italian villa with all of your friends........the dream....
February 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
cant lie i absolutely love dressing in pink and putting hearts on things
February 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
yayyy just finished up my sake wset level 1 course!
February 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
i need more people to follow hmmmm
February 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
really infuriating that project 2025 was this giant republican collab policy playbook, literally said "hey guys we're gonna do this shitty stuff" then for some reason most trump voters said "haha no ofc they're not really gonna do that!"

like please don't act shocked :/
February 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
entering a very weird period of the kind of music im listening to
February 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
was so happy to see sza last night, wish she was in a little more but omg she deserves so much
February 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
i wish the javascript community liked upkeeping libraries more than they liked creating them
February 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
i have no shame in constant posting on here bc i have like 10 followers soooo you’re gonna get all my thoughts
February 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
lowkey want to start a blog, or a vlog. im such a good yapper. the question is what would i yap about
February 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
drowning my sorrows in fine dining tonight- all i know now is fine dining...and breathing
February 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
i got a book on clearance that has pretty mixed/bad reviews, my fave being:

"the main character gives updates on the brands of clothes he is wearing, just like Patrick Bateman in American Psycho, except if Patrick Bateman sucked."

gonna be a good read
February 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Reposted by Lauren 💜
Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?
February 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
this email subject is absolutely me trying to talk football
February 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
really want to like do more and push it to the next level with food and bev....but not sure where to go from here 🤔 i need like a creativity day or something
February 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
listening to the tortured poets department makes me think of my trip to japan last year....and then i start thinking about going to live on a tea farm
February 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
the thing that makes switching social platforms inaccessible is building the initial follow graph- it's hard to rebuild what you had/find what you want to follow again
January 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
i guess high school reunions don't happen anymore lol
January 23, 2025 at 5:03 AM
i got a zojirushi water boiler for christmas.....game changer for my tea drinking
December 26, 2024 at 7:04 PM
But on the note of books- I just finished reading Murakami's latest novel, The City and its Uncertain Walls. I really thoroughly enjoyed it, I haven't read Murakami in quite some time.

man really can't go one book without talking about a 16 year old girl's "swelling chest" tho
November 27, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Kinda wanna just talk about books or something on here but I have like 4 followers lmao
November 27, 2024 at 12:44 AM
there's nothing more beautiful than a day without meetings
November 21, 2024 at 7:43 PM
lost the cap to the dayquil so i’ve just been taking swigs right from the bottle
November 18, 2024 at 3:08 PM
having to spend all day in a room with elon musk must be worse than prison
November 15, 2024 at 9:11 PM