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Ambrose
@ambrosestallion.bsky.social
Maryland Horse. Neigh. Taken

Enjoy the JayPEGs
Girl breakfast 💅
November 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
20% cooler
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Return of the Horse Embarrasser
October 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
House: spook'd
October 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Nobody tell Moms for Liberty
October 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The dentist plays HGTV flipper stuff in the exam rooms, and this is the most peak "flipper" couple I have ever seen
October 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I got better :<
October 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Behold: Microsoft
October 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Getting my niece started early on hoofer propaganda
October 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This, but for prescriptivist definition
October 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Update: hotsauce has been sauce'd
October 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
October 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Don't mind me, just teargassing the house
October 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Good to know the bartenders at the rennfest are still pouring for tips :D
October 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Seriously though, half the books were about animal tf and they put werewolf feet on the covers
September 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
"Using only images, explain how you came to be a furry"
September 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Got my annual dosage of fried foods yesterday -- I was wrong to ever make fun of the american love of deep frying & sticking anything/everything
September 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The sign was accurate, at least
September 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Massive upgrade, fantastic news 🐂
September 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Dappletts
September 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Bam, paper craft bluejay
August 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I am wearing a cowshit themed hat, do I look like I know what a cortado is?
August 29, 2025 at 11:56 AM
New Caprisun flavor just dropped
August 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Update: plan is afoot (ahoof?)
August 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
My boyfriend eats like a human being, whereas I eat like a hungry dog who hasn't been fed in a week
August 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM