I hadn’t considered the third option: it’s also losing losers

Is twitter losing users? No, it’s using losers.

I want names

People really care about: their follower count
People pretend to care about: their followers 😢

to support the writers strike, im letting chatgpt handle all my email replies today hashtagsolidarity ✊🏼

My husband unfollowed me on here. If this is because I was cruising hog on the hellthread last night I regret nothing cc: @bretterlich.bsky.social

I don’t know Phil but I too live in L.A. and I’d like to

First to drop a milky skeet (w/ @bretterlich.bsky.social )

So this one time I met Jeff Goldblum at a party and he wanted to try to guess peoples’ names and on my turn, my hint was “so it…seeps out of a tree” and he said “Maple!” (Which…ugh, fr?) and I say “no…um, so there’s this movie called ‘Jurassic Park’ where—“ and then he got it. He drank Diet Coke.

CONFIRMED: AOC saw tons of butt last night

ok what’s a hellthread