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It is ShanPu, one half of the Salon Sisters duo. Jock, health nut, and cook.
When making a recipe with fish that does not call for salted fish, do not use salted fish.

Also my mouth tastes like salt and lemon. It is not good times.
November 4, 2023 at 6:39 PM
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Being morbidly obsessed with trans people is a consumer demographic now I guess.
From my friend’s kid’s Halloween bag. Cannot fathom how insecure and insufferable you have to be as a person to give these out to children
November 1, 2023 at 11:30 PM
It is nice to have weights and other workout equipment nearby, for when we need to stim. Just do curls with a 20-lb weight. Gets rid of stupid excess energy, and is fun.
October 17, 2023 at 1:41 AM
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“Etymologically,” she explained as she drew her sword along the whetstone, “the word ‘paladin’ means, ’an officer of the palace’.”

She tested the blade’s sharpness, and bisected a single hair plucked from behind his crown, before adding, “a monarch is not himself the palace, of course.”
October 13, 2023 at 1:03 AM
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“What is the price for this blessing?” The knight asked the old goddess, forgotten by men and even elves.

“Thou must surrender thine manhood and live as a maid, evermore.”

The knight considered this, and asked, “and what is the price for THAT blessing?”

The goddess smiled at her.
October 13, 2023 at 1:11 AM