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Mikey C.
@amazingmikeyc.bsky.social
Greying humanoid chatbot
Just when you thought the whole crisp bag colour debate was over a new contender enters.
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The only smiley face I will accept in a filename is the ones from the extended MS-DOS ASCII.
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Is it running? Did she do lots of running? I bet she did a bit of running, then lots of running, some resting, eating, then running?
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Oh come on, DWP, just say please, I'm a real human person.

Every time I interact with a government service that doesn't want me to pay them I feel sad for anyone that has to rely on them
November 10, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Ah yes, the 2 skills, I wonder which is most important
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Better names
- The Great British Cast-Off
- Strictly Yarn Dancing
- Triumph of the Wool
November 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Game of Wool?

Game of.... Wool??

What is this
November 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Hmm I'd be quite happy to do a week or two of servicing stairlifts with this salary.
October 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Guys I said in a steam engine cabin for 2 minutes and asked the driver a question about whether it's really hot work. Never let it be said you can't follow your dreams when you don't have a job
October 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I don't think it's just me being old that this sounds awful and everyone involved sounds terrible but this quote is quite funny
October 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Also without knowing this was talking about America it would be very confusing. But if you try to explain why to an American they would stare at you blankly because they don't understand that the parties are named after actual real words
October 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I love this headline construction

Why are you paying tribute as your parent is dying?? Go be with them!

Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only person who understands what words mean
October 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
During the night one of our cats has got into this pack of cheese topped bread rolls and eaten the cheese off the top
October 10, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I like this detail
October 7, 2025 at 12:52 PM
There's also this one that always makes me double take.
October 4, 2025 at 11:34 AM
What
October 2, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I see they have given up trying to update the high peak line
October 1, 2025 at 10:48 AM
This knock off Lego is so off brand it's even naming landmarks generically.
September 27, 2025 at 12:20 PM
See the thing is I don't care about it being hard to work illegally, I just want it to be easier to work legally.
September 26, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I don't know why but I find this kind of notification very funny.
September 20, 2025 at 11:32 AM
this is a very funny headline
September 18, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Oh fuck OFF
September 18, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Reminded of this old comic I made
September 17, 2025 at 8:53 AM
From street view
September 16, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Wtf Hilton?!
September 16, 2025 at 8:03 AM