Kung Fu Manda 🇺🇦
@amarettolatte.bsky.social
Solar powered redhead. I'm not a fan of stupid. I pretty much prefer animals to people.
Sad, mushy and complicated.
Sad, mushy and complicated.
Oh, hello, random child that i didn't know I had! Broken phone, you say? Sounds expensive.....
August 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Oh, hello, random child that i didn't know I had! Broken phone, you say? Sounds expensive.....
I'm in my favourite bar in my favourite city and as we walked in they were playing Just Like Heaven by The Cure, which is apt because a) they are from my home town and b) it really does feel a bit like heaven whenever we visit here 😍
July 22, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I'm in my favourite bar in my favourite city and as we walked in they were playing Just Like Heaven by The Cure, which is apt because a) they are from my home town and b) it really does feel a bit like heaven whenever we visit here 😍
2 graduations in 7 months.
That's the kids educated, what's next?
That's the kids educated, what's next?
July 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
2 graduations in 7 months.
That's the kids educated, what's next?
That's the kids educated, what's next?
Then and now.
Proud.
Proud.
July 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Then and now.
Proud.
Proud.
How cute is Gino??
June 24, 2025 at 10:56 AM
How cute is Gino??
I'm currently in San Marino, and oh my gosh, the view is good!
June 23, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I'm currently in San Marino, and oh my gosh, the view is good!
This is a cute furry thing #compassionisnotacrime
June 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
This is a cute furry thing #compassionisnotacrime
Am loving my little trip to Rimini, despite the fact that the picture in our room is hung sideways.
June 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Am loving my little trip to Rimini, despite the fact that the picture in our room is hung sideways.
I'm in Italy, fuelled by these 2 things.
Molto bene.
Molto bene.
June 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I'm in Italy, fuelled by these 2 things.
Molto bene.
Molto bene.
No more squiggies in my bedroom, they are now either in outside enclosures or in the trees. It always makes my heart a little sad when they go, but at least I am going to get quality sleep for the first time in months.
June 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
No more squiggies in my bedroom, they are now either in outside enclosures or in the trees. It always makes my heart a little sad when they go, but at least I am going to get quality sleep for the first time in months.
26 years ago this week, I got married and spent my wedding night in this absolute shit hole of a hotel. To be fair, a suite here, back in the day, was pretty decent, but over the last 26 years, it has gone very much downhill.
No regrets though.
No regrets though.
June 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
26 years ago this week, I got married and spent my wedding night in this absolute shit hole of a hotel. To be fair, a suite here, back in the day, was pretty decent, but over the last 26 years, it has gone very much downhill.
No regrets though.
No regrets though.
I'm enjoying a little jaunt along the Thames Path, from Canary Wharf to London Bridge, enjoying some of the most pubby pubs London has to offer.
June 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I'm enjoying a little jaunt along the Thames Path, from Canary Wharf to London Bridge, enjoying some of the most pubby pubs London has to offer.
Well, Aldi has done something that I didn't think was possible; they have created an alcoholic drink that my husband can't stand.
Personally, I think that a little splash in a coffee is quite palatable, so I guess this is mine now.
Personally, I think that a little splash in a coffee is quite palatable, so I guess this is mine now.
June 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Well, Aldi has done something that I didn't think was possible; they have created an alcoholic drink that my husband can't stand.
Personally, I think that a little splash in a coffee is quite palatable, so I guess this is mine now.
Personally, I think that a little splash in a coffee is quite palatable, so I guess this is mine now.
Warm, fudgy, sourdough discard brownies.
These are the tits.
These are the tits.
June 11, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Warm, fudgy, sourdough discard brownies.
These are the tits.
These are the tits.
Thank goodness my new sunglasses came with instructions. Eyewear is so complicated to use, isn't it?
June 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Thank goodness my new sunglasses came with instructions. Eyewear is so complicated to use, isn't it?
So, my squirrel shifting today went about as well as predicted; I now have 4 in a large outside enclosure refusing to leave the transport cage, 1 in the nestbox outside several weeks ahead of schedule, and my smallest and sweetest one is on her own in a massive cage wondering where everyone went!
May 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
So, my squirrel shifting today went about as well as predicted; I now have 4 in a large outside enclosure refusing to leave the transport cage, 1 in the nestbox outside several weeks ahead of schedule, and my smallest and sweetest one is on her own in a massive cage wondering where everyone went!
Currently online shopping for proper blackout curtains....
May 28, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Currently online shopping for proper blackout curtains....
Found a bee. Fed a bee. Saved a bee.
Bee.
Bee.
May 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Found a bee. Fed a bee. Saved a bee.
Bee.
Bee.
This is Nikki.
(I'm running out of names). I think her ear notch is just a cute little birth defect, but it does give her ear a bit of a flop. Still cute though! #CompassionIsNotACrime #squirrels
(I'm running out of names). I think her ear notch is just a cute little birth defect, but it does give her ear a bit of a flop. Still cute though! #CompassionIsNotACrime #squirrels
May 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
This is Nikki.
(I'm running out of names). I think her ear notch is just a cute little birth defect, but it does give her ear a bit of a flop. Still cute though! #CompassionIsNotACrime #squirrels
(I'm running out of names). I think her ear notch is just a cute little birth defect, but it does give her ear a bit of a flop. Still cute though! #CompassionIsNotACrime #squirrels
The fact that I can see steam engines from the car park of my local grocery store takes the sting out of a Sunday shop. Occasionally I can hear a train whistle from my garden, and it warms my cold, dead little heart.
May 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The fact that I can see steam engines from the car park of my local grocery store takes the sting out of a Sunday shop. Occasionally I can hear a train whistle from my garden, and it warms my cold, dead little heart.
This is a cute thing called Dolly. She enjoys chin scritches, hopping around like a tiny bunny, and nibbling apple chunks. #squirrel #compassionisnotacrime
May 9, 2025 at 12:44 PM
This is a cute thing called Dolly. She enjoys chin scritches, hopping around like a tiny bunny, and nibbling apple chunks. #squirrel #compassionisnotacrime
Never by a £30 tap. It'll end in tears.
May 8, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Never by a £30 tap. It'll end in tears.
Man, the comedown from this trip is going to be brutal...
May 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Man, the comedown from this trip is going to be brutal...
We met a very interesting artist in Cayman Brac today. He's highly controversial here, but I thought it was all very cool.
May 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
We met a very interesting artist in Cayman Brac today. He's highly controversial here, but I thought it was all very cool.
Look at this pair of boobies.
May 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Look at this pair of boobies.