mandolin 🫶
@amandawhatelse.bsky.social
just another generationally cursed 20-something trying to make the world a better place than how they found it
it’s giving… thanks
November 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
it’s giving… thanks
October 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
hey @southpark can we get a canonical update on how gerald’s yelp reviews got better over time with chat gpt
October 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
hey @southpark can we get a canonical update on how gerald’s yelp reviews got better over time with chat gpt
jerry says you should buy my book
October 2, 2025 at 10:42 AM
jerry says you should buy my book
besties i just hit 2 plates on hip thrust my ass is about to be POPPIN’
September 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
besties i just hit 2 plates on hip thrust my ass is about to be POPPIN’
jerry says good marnin
August 29, 2025 at 10:14 AM
jerry says good marnin
please someone take my pain, double it, and give it to trump thank you
August 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
please someone take my pain, double it, and give it to trump thank you
i wonder how many people still text my old phone number and wonder why i haven’t replied to them in 4 years
August 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
i wonder how many people still text my old phone number and wonder why i haven’t replied to them in 4 years
voices matter but actions are more important
August 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
voices matter but actions are more important
door dashing myself flowers just to feel something
July 31, 2025 at 3:04 AM
door dashing myself flowers just to feel something
wasted another cute outfit on work again
July 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
wasted another cute outfit on work again
dump from the last week
July 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
dump from the last week
two wild headlines in one day. wow
July 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
two wild headlines in one day. wow
ah fuck, i guess there goes yet ANOTHER pail of water
July 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
ah fuck, i guess there goes yet ANOTHER pail of water
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all this shitposting, what about pissposting?
July 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
all this shitposting, what about pissposting?
accidentally said “love you” to a customer as they were leaving
July 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
accidentally said “love you” to a customer as they were leaving
i think what happened was at some point someone heard the word “prophet” and thought it was “profit”
July 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
i think what happened was at some point someone heard the word “prophet” and thought it was “profit”
hey doordash please stop splitting my order into 2 orders so that 2 different people have to drive to my house at the same time i can’t handle all of that awkwardness
July 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
hey doordash please stop splitting my order into 2 orders so that 2 different people have to drive to my house at the same time i can’t handle all of that awkwardness
directions unclear. drank contents and still haven’t died yet.
July 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
directions unclear. drank contents and still haven’t died yet.
update: found another DIFFERENT block today
found a lego??? on the floor???
i am married with no kids and no legos to my knowledge
i am married with no kids and no legos to my knowledge
July 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
update: found another DIFFERENT block today