Then I offer my condolences to the couch and possibly some of the hair.

Nah, I see liquid. You're good.

"Hey Daddy, what them hands do?"

"Well, I'm glad ya asked!"

I wasn't expecting to be visually stunned this hard before the caffeine kicked in but I'm loving these colors!

Little Billy Bloomberg taught me that lesson early on, my friend.

Honestly, I agree. Like, it can even be a different game type (like Paper Mario ended up being) but it would be cool as hell to see a little more than an Odyssey costume or Smash recolor.

Like, seriously!

I follow her here and there. She's hilarious and gorgeous. And it's always some man who's the sexual equivalent of a microwaved Pop-Tart trying to bring women down.

I just felt my @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social -sense tingle!

And good morning!

Please be safe and stay away from dudes with long white hair, weird eyes, and really really long swords!

The entire Triangle of Madness is now complete, so pick up all three at ShopAEW.com!

It sucks out there anyway. I know I'm not a 10/10 but I've got my charms and all I get are chasers, men old enough to be my grandfather, and the occasional woman who is very interested in me because she's a databot.

Sending love your way, friendo. You deserve the best. You deserve... Fancy Feast.

Definitely looking "hot"

Wakka wakka wakka

(seriously though - <3)

This is up there with the Clifford one for "Kids books repurposed for memes"

🎶It's cash dependency
🎶It's cash dependency
🎶When you're wallet's not lined of bread
🎶And you're totally filled with existential dread
🎶Cuz you're closer now to being dead
🎶It's calllllllled cash dependency

1) The two penguin puppets at the beginning of the show are named Don and Herb, named after TV's Golden Age Science Teacher, Don Herbert, aka Mr. Wizard.

2) Josie's still doing a lot of acting, including voiceover work for American Dad, and as the mom Susan on "Ted."