alyssa 🫐
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Twenty something? Nothing is real
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Alex Consani, Anok Yai and Paloma Elsesser grace the cover of Harper’s Bazaar.
March 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Alex Consani, Anok Yai and Paloma Elsesser grace the cover of Harper’s Bazaar.
Great but as soon as it’s brown ppl being killed en masse yall don’t gaf…
March 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Great but as soon as it’s brown ppl being killed en masse yall don’t gaf…
Welp this aged terribly..
Still sheltered in place in my 9:30 class 😃
February 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Welp this aged terribly..
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Kendrick Lamar taking psychology at UCLA in order to improve his lyrics is absolutely terrifying
February 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Kendrick Lamar taking psychology at UCLA in order to improve his lyrics is absolutely terrifying
Still sheltered in place in my 9:30 class 😃
February 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Still sheltered in place in my 9:30 class 😃
Princess-off bc the SCARVES!??
February 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Princess-off bc the SCARVES!??
Amrita is so beautiful bro #whitelotus
February 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Amrita is so beautiful bro #whitelotus
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every time i revisit Solar Power by Lorde i’m like no actually everybody else was wrong… im right… this eats
February 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
every time i revisit Solar Power by Lorde i’m like no actually everybody else was wrong… im right… this eats
Think I’m coming down w the flu after spending the weekend w my family 😺😺
February 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Think I’m coming down w the flu after spending the weekend w my family 😺😺
I am losing my mind it was a blizzard two days ago and 60 today 😺 and best believe people are acting accordingly (insanely all over the place)
February 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I am losing my mind it was a blizzard two days ago and 60 today 😺 and best believe people are acting accordingly (insanely all over the place)
The Samie hate is so forced like leave my girl tf alone… the whole situation was Luca’s fault but yall male centered asses can’t accept that .. Moroccan princess deserved better #loveislandallstars
February 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The Samie hate is so forced like leave my girl tf alone… the whole situation was Luca’s fault but yall male centered asses can’t accept that .. Moroccan princess deserved better #loveislandallstars
A win for the chiefs is a win for racism idgaf
February 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
A win for the chiefs is a win for racism idgaf
NOOOOO FUCKKKKK WHAT DO I DO NOW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LIFE IS MEANINGLESS AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH
February 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
NOOOOO FUCKKKKK WHAT DO I DO NOW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LIFE IS MEANINGLESS AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH
was threatened w ash trevino lore today even tho I have done everything in my power to avoid it because I felt a sinister spirit emanating through my screen
February 8, 2025 at 7:15 AM
was threatened w ash trevino lore today even tho I have done everything in my power to avoid it because I felt a sinister spirit emanating through my screen
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No survivors. Dear lord.
January 30, 2025 at 1:14 PM
No survivors. Dear lord.
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this one friend of mine has a bf that SUCKSSSS but theyve been together for like 5-6 years already like there's no helping her and recently she hasn't been complaining at all, everything seems as okay as it gets and i love how my other friend reminds her w tiktoks that we still hate him
January 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
this one friend of mine has a bf that SUCKSSSS but theyve been together for like 5-6 years already like there's no helping her and recently she hasn't been complaining at all, everything seems as okay as it gets and i love how my other friend reminds her w tiktoks that we still hate him
Can’t do this anymore like is nothing sacred…
January 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Can’t do this anymore like is nothing sacred…
Uma and wil being the only love island couple still together irks me so bad like free my girl bc how tf (TRIGGER WARNING)
December 10, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Uma and wil being the only love island couple still together irks me so bad like free my girl bc how tf (TRIGGER WARNING)
This semester is so butt ass I feel like I should have a bbl by now
December 10, 2024 at 3:55 PM
This semester is so butt ass I feel like I should have a bbl by now
Welp gotta change my bio!!
December 5, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Welp gotta change my bio!!
Just went to the gym for the first time in too long and I felt like shit and like everyone knew I was struggling but now I feel great so ig we’re back to normal ?
December 3, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Just went to the gym for the first time in too long and I felt like shit and like everyone knew I was struggling but now I feel great so ig we’re back to normal ?
Elon musk case study in class today and hearing all the engineering boys fawn over his “genius” incited a rage in me only my dinner Baja blast could quell
December 3, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Elon musk case study in class today and hearing all the engineering boys fawn over his “genius” incited a rage in me only my dinner Baja blast could quell
UAHHAJAJSJ YESSS LAWDDDDDDDD I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THESE!!! single-handedly bringing back the holiday specials you are saving television!!!
Abbott elementary starts at 8pm this week with an hour long special. Please spread the word! 🎄 🫡
December 3, 2024 at 2:35 AM
UAHHAJAJSJ YESSS LAWDDDDDDDD I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THESE!!! single-handedly bringing back the holiday specials you are saving television!!!