Alyssa Harad
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Alyssa Harad
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Writer. Reader. I live in a box of paints. She/her. Banner: a detail from Remedios Varo’s Vampiros Vegetarianos. Three vampires in fantastical golden outfits sip fruit through extra long straws.)
I mean, if only Trump’s plan had worked and we could finally get rid of him!
December 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Oh I do love black and white. But I love black and off white even more. :)
December 7, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Or 1980s club wear! I respect it as a choice I just can’t do it myself. So funny what a little shift in saturation can do.
December 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
This is objectively ridiculous and yet it is true!!
December 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Oh yeah I had no idea they weren’t driving!
December 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
That four hours both ways day trip. It’s not beyond Texan possibility!
December 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Hahaha…I get lucky most of the time but you’re correct in that the biggest factor is how old your eggs are. Super fresh eggs are much harder to peel.
December 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Thought you do have to peel the shells and many find it more challenging than it needs to be if you don’t know the tricks.
December 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I cook mine for 8 minutes tops!
December 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
She’s on here if you want to ask directly. :)
December 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The word “approached” is so funny to me here.
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
We still knew how to spread a rumor!
December 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
God I hope not.
December 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
ONE WOULD THINK
December 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I understand why they went with the skunk instead of the man or even an illustration of rabies but also this feels like slander.
December 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
A skunk. Approached him. A skunk. Approached him??
December 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM