Alyssa Franke
@alyssafranke.bsky.social
Internet Gremlin. Doing digital for the ACLU. Probably needs to go outside and touch grass.
Excuse me, National Guard? I found the people spitting and screaming in the face of the police:
August 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Excuse me, National Guard? I found the people spitting and screaming in the face of the police:
Excuse me, National Guard? I found the people destorying monuments in Washington DC:
August 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Excuse me, National Guard? I found the people destorying monuments in Washington DC:
Barbra Streisand: I just didn't want people to see my house!
The Wizard of Oz: I just didn't want Dorothy to look behind the curtains!
Mike Johnson: Hold my beer.
The Wizard of Oz: I just didn't want Dorothy to look behind the curtains!
Mike Johnson: Hold my beer.
July 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Barbra Streisand: I just didn't want people to see my house!
The Wizard of Oz: I just didn't want Dorothy to look behind the curtains!
Mike Johnson: Hold my beer.
The Wizard of Oz: I just didn't want Dorothy to look behind the curtains!
Mike Johnson: Hold my beer.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
(I'm saved)
(I'm saved)
June 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
(I'm saved)
(I'm saved)
The wonderful thing about working from home is that Saturday’s charcuterie leftovers can be Monday’s Girl Lunch 🍓
June 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The wonderful thing about working from home is that Saturday’s charcuterie leftovers can be Monday’s Girl Lunch 🍓
Please enjoy these very sad photos of my very damp puppy who had a no good, very bad, terrible rainy day yesterday. 🌧️
May 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Please enjoy these very sad photos of my very damp puppy who had a no good, very bad, terrible rainy day yesterday. 🌧️
The gaming admin The gaming admin
you could have had you got
you could have had you got
April 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The gaming admin The gaming admin
you could have had you got
you could have had you got
Look at her. No stocks. No 401K. No clue how much treats cost. Just pure, ignorant bliss.
April 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Look at her. No stocks. No 401K. No clue how much treats cost. Just pure, ignorant bliss.
Cleansing the timeline:
Puppy in a raincoat ☔️
Puppy in a raincoat ☔️
April 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Cleansing the timeline:
Puppy in a raincoat ☔️
Puppy in a raincoat ☔️
Omg darth I’m so glad you’re back.
Look, I adopted a dog! Her name is Leia and she is also glad you are back.
Look, I adopted a dog! Her name is Leia and she is also glad you are back.
March 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Omg darth I’m so glad you’re back.
Look, I adopted a dog! Her name is Leia and she is also glad you are back.
Look, I adopted a dog! Her name is Leia and she is also glad you are back.
Comms staff vs digital staff
June 8, 2023 at 6:49 PM
Comms staff vs digital staff
It’s still bread…it’s just got a little extra butter and sugar…
May 3, 2023 at 1:46 PM
It’s still bread…it’s just got a little extra butter and sugar…