Alyssa
@alyssabrette.bsky.social
33 | Artsy and obsessed with TSwift, pop girlies, cute animals and whales 🐋, movies and books | Chronically sick | KC & Indy N2 ✨
Health providers: why do you deserve for me to treat you with this treatment that your doctor prescribed you?
Me: idk, bc it was prescribed?
HP: I’m going to check my magic 8 ball & either you will owe $262 or you will receive terrible care & have to try another provider
Me: idk, bc it was prescribed?
HP: I’m going to check my magic 8 ball & either you will owe $262 or you will receive terrible care & have to try another provider
July 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Health providers: why do you deserve for me to treat you with this treatment that your doctor prescribed you?
Me: idk, bc it was prescribed?
HP: I’m going to check my magic 8 ball & either you will owe $262 or you will receive terrible care & have to try another provider
Me: idk, bc it was prescribed?
HP: I’m going to check my magic 8 ball & either you will owe $262 or you will receive terrible care & have to try another provider
I may feel like I’m dying from the flu but I’m going to see Halsey in June!!! finally!!! 💞😭
February 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I may feel like I’m dying from the flu but I’m going to see Halsey in June!!! finally!!! 💞😭
Peanut is a little queen of Philly, with no tail, a skin condition, anxiety and a love of cardboard 💗
February 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Peanut is a little queen of Philly, with no tail, a skin condition, anxiety and a love of cardboard 💗
I bought heart shaped pillows last weekend and I guess they were for this 💗cutie pie💗 all along
February 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I bought heart shaped pillows last weekend and I guess they were for this 💗cutie pie💗 all along
Unfortunately they are doing some ✨embellishing✨ one might say, and the guitar just has the TTPD signature insert pasted on the guitar 🫠 it is already up to $7k and I fear people don’t realize the actual value
January 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Unfortunately they are doing some ✨embellishing✨ one might say, and the guitar just has the TTPD signature insert pasted on the guitar 🫠 it is already up to $7k and I fear people don’t realize the actual value
I wanna be defined by the things that I love, not the things I hate… ✨💗 #LoverCardigan
January 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I wanna be defined by the things that I love, not the things I hate… ✨💗 #LoverCardigan
I was originally hoping to go out for NYE, but everyone was sick/busy. I so appreciate that my husband is on board when I concoct a way to reinvent a night in 😅. We whipped out the T-Pain cocktail book, turned on movies/TV and made 2025 bingo cards.
January 1, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I was originally hoping to go out for NYE, but everyone was sick/busy. I so appreciate that my husband is on board when I concoct a way to reinvent a night in 😅. We whipped out the T-Pain cocktail book, turned on movies/TV and made 2025 bingo cards.
Merry Christmas Eve from Miss Guinevere and her ✨new✨ alien stuffy. She will protec this planet with her life!! Unless there is peanut butter!! Then it’s anyone’s guess!
December 25, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Merry Christmas Eve from Miss Guinevere and her ✨new✨ alien stuffy. She will protec this planet with her life!! Unless there is peanut butter!! Then it’s anyone’s guess!
The best goal! I will be making Xmas treats for my family for the next couple days ☺️ and *trying* (key word) to help build a make-shift TALL fence since we have found out this little guy can climb our current fence. He last got out and caused a ruckus on Thanksgiving 💀 don’t trust that sweet face!!
December 23, 2024 at 4:45 PM
The best goal! I will be making Xmas treats for my family for the next couple days ☺️ and *trying* (key word) to help build a make-shift TALL fence since we have found out this little guy can climb our current fence. He last got out and caused a ruckus on Thanksgiving 💀 don’t trust that sweet face!!
I rescued this poor pup tonight who was dumped in my neighborhood 😢 he is so timid and sweet
December 17, 2024 at 3:45 AM
I rescued this poor pup tonight who was dumped in my neighborhood 😢 he is so timid and sweet
I’m watching a holiday movie with one of the Riverdale actors and tell me why no one addressed the sheer size of this sandwich 😂💀 it’s the size of his head!!
December 10, 2024 at 1:31 AM
I’m watching a holiday movie with one of the Riverdale actors and tell me why no one addressed the sheer size of this sandwich 😂💀 it’s the size of his head!!
I found a new Swiftie friend group bc we all went to KCN2 and IndyN2 together 💞 I only knew one of them before the concert! I also just realized how powerful embracing your interests can be 🫶🏻
December 9, 2024 at 8:11 PM
I found a new Swiftie friend group bc we all went to KCN2 and IndyN2 together 💞 I only knew one of them before the concert! I also just realized how powerful embracing your interests can be 🫶🏻
RIP me with these surprise songs. I knew you would do it Taylor but gahhhhhh my hearrrrrrt 😭
December 9, 2024 at 6:54 AM
RIP me with these surprise songs. I knew you would do it Taylor but gahhhhhh my hearrrrrrt 😭
At the End of the Eras party in KC with my bestie ✨🫶🏻 ready to trade bracelets, shed a few tears and say goodbye 💞
December 9, 2024 at 3:36 AM
At the End of the Eras party in KC with my bestie ✨🫶🏻 ready to trade bracelets, shed a few tears and say goodbye 💞
me realizing the Eras Tour starts at 10 p.m. my time and I didn’t take off work tomorrow. I’m going to be in a Taylor fugue state tomorrow
December 8, 2024 at 7:54 PM
me realizing the Eras Tour starts at 10 p.m. my time and I didn’t take off work tomorrow. I’m going to be in a Taylor fugue state tomorrow
December really IS my season 😚🎄✨ Siri, play Sabrina Carpenter’s Fruitcake pls
December 6, 2024 at 7:50 PM
December really IS my season 😚🎄✨ Siri, play Sabrina Carpenter’s Fruitcake pls
Birthday dinner tonight ✨💋 age ain’t nothin but a number bb
December 5, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Birthday dinner tonight ✨💋 age ain’t nothin but a number bb
Is anyone else going to a watch party for the last night of the Eras Tour? Someone in KC put together an event (all donation based) and I’m so excited to be in a room of happy, lovely Swifties again as we bid farewell to our beloved Eras Tour 🥹✨💞
December 4, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Is anyone else going to a watch party for the last night of the Eras Tour? Someone in KC put together an event (all donation based) and I’m so excited to be in a room of happy, lovely Swifties again as we bid farewell to our beloved Eras Tour 🥹✨💞
My year (musically) in a nutshell
December 3, 2024 at 2:20 PM
My year (musically) in a nutshell
Guinevere is so mad that we are STILL in the car 😂 too crowded, too warm, NOT HAPPY
November 30, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Guinevere is so mad that we are STILL in the car 😂 too crowded, too warm, NOT HAPPY
It feels like a perfect day to bake rolls for Thanksgiving round #3 while listening to TTPD on vinyl and go to Thanksgiving round #2 decked out in Taylor merch 🥰
November 29, 2024 at 10:09 PM
It feels like a perfect day to bake rolls for Thanksgiving round #3 while listening to TTPD on vinyl and go to Thanksgiving round #2 decked out in Taylor merch 🥰
Handed out bracelets, secured the goods and made some friends with the girlies in line! Swifties are the best 🫶🏻💞
November 29, 2024 at 12:13 PM
Handed out bracelets, secured the goods and made some friends with the girlies in line! Swifties are the best 🫶🏻💞
The destruction vs. the perp
November 24, 2024 at 10:48 PM
The destruction vs. the perp
Chad Michael Murray… I mean 😳 did he hire a Marvel trainer
November 24, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Chad Michael Murray… I mean 😳 did he hire a Marvel trainer
I’m watching The Merry Gentleman on Netflix because I cannot RESIST Chad Michael Murray after OTH. Time for my live reactions!!
November 24, 2024 at 7:34 PM
I’m watching The Merry Gentleman on Netflix because I cannot RESIST Chad Michael Murray after OTH. Time for my live reactions!!