Alyson Sage
@alysonsage.bsky.social
M/M romance author. I like to jump into the pool of life without checking to see if there’s water. Queer. She/her 🌈
Will I understand Life of a Showgirl if I haven’t listened to TTPD?
October 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Will I understand Life of a Showgirl if I haven’t listened to TTPD?
What time is the rapture supposed to happen today?
September 23, 2025 at 1:13 PM
What time is the rapture supposed to happen today?
A Florence & The Machine concert would fix me
July 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
A Florence & The Machine concert would fix me
Watching Barb & Star go to Vista Del Mar is the best thing I’ve done for my mental health in weeks.
July 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Watching Barb & Star go to Vista Del Mar is the best thing I’ve done for my mental health in weeks.
Had a Fudge Stripe cookie for the first time in 3 decades. Was amazing. What a ride.
June 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Had a Fudge Stripe cookie for the first time in 3 decades. Was amazing. What a ride.
While watching Jaws, I realized I’d rather be watching Weekend at Bernie’s
June 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
While watching Jaws, I realized I’d rather be watching Weekend at Bernie’s
Last summer my 70yo neighbor exposed himself to me while wearing a ball stretcher after I asked him not to twice. So as my non-violent revenge, I’ll be littering his yard with mint seeds. A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do.
June 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Last summer my 70yo neighbor exposed himself to me while wearing a ball stretcher after I asked him not to twice. So as my non-violent revenge, I’ll be littering his yard with mint seeds. A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do.
One of life’s greatest inconveniences is dropping an ice cube on the floor
June 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
One of life’s greatest inconveniences is dropping an ice cube on the floor
You know someone really understands you when they get you meatball sub earrings for your birthday
June 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
You know someone really understands you when they get you meatball sub earrings for your birthday
For the amount of time they make you wait, doctor’s offices should provide snacks
May 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
For the amount of time they make you wait, doctor’s offices should provide snacks
There’s a man playing Piano Man on an accordion right next to my car on level 6 of a parking deck. I can’t decide if this is ominous or fantastic.
May 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
There’s a man playing Piano Man on an accordion right next to my car on level 6 of a parking deck. I can’t decide if this is ominous or fantastic.
Bluesky is manipulating me. My feed is full of bunnies and ratties and now I need at least one bunny and three rats. I can’t wait to tell my husband.
May 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Bluesky is manipulating me. My feed is full of bunnies and ratties and now I need at least one bunny and three rats. I can’t wait to tell my husband.
I’m in an Uber with a faux fox hair seat cover and I don’t know what to make of it
April 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I’m in an Uber with a faux fox hair seat cover and I don’t know what to make of it
Roasting garlic just for fun
March 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Roasting garlic just for fun
Love a man who goes down on me on International Women’s Day
March 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Love a man who goes down on me on International Women’s Day
I worship at the church of baseball
March 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I worship at the church of baseball
I promise you, your lip fillers do not look natural.
March 4, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I promise you, your lip fillers do not look natural.
It means so much to me when my friends make Baby Jessica references. They really get me.
February 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
It means so much to me when my friends make Baby Jessica references. They really get me.
ACAB except for Hawk
February 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
ACAB except for Hawk
I wish I lived in a world where bad guys still ripped pages from a phone book.
February 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I wish I lived in a world where bad guys still ripped pages from a phone book.
I’m making a 44-clove garlic soup and I’m still like, 44 isn’t enough, let’s round up to 50.
January 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I’m making a 44-clove garlic soup and I’m still like, 44 isn’t enough, let’s round up to 50.
Was just popping popcorn and a hot kernel got loose and somehow landed in my bra and now I have a burnt nipple
January 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Was just popping popcorn and a hot kernel got loose and somehow landed in my bra and now I have a burnt nipple
Sharing the onion dip is my love language
August 16, 2023 at 11:42 PM
Sharing the onion dip is my love language
One of my regulars just tipped me a MacBook. A fucking MacBook for pouring her coffee four days a week. Sometimes people are super rad. And sometimes I sob tears and drip boogers all over the service counter because I’m so overwhelmed by generosity.
August 9, 2023 at 2:53 PM
One of my regulars just tipped me a MacBook. A fucking MacBook for pouring her coffee four days a week. Sometimes people are super rad. And sometimes I sob tears and drip boogers all over the service counter because I’m so overwhelmed by generosity.
Barbie is proving that most men have no idea there’s a difference between being attracted to women and loving women.
July 23, 2023 at 4:02 PM
Barbie is proving that most men have no idea there’s a difference between being attracted to women and loving women.