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alyson
@alysonks.bsky.social
bluesky’s premier one direction historian
(she/her, west coast of newfoundland, medium hot)
i think she came home eventually but said she was going to leave again bc she didn’t want to be in canada… i guess bc it’s generally frowned upon to shit in the yard here???????
May 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
i was gonna say neopets but neopia is firm scientologist territory
April 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
it was really good!!!
February 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
you might hate pinesol forever now, i still can’t handle the smell of the cucumber melon clorox or lysol wipes or whatever they were, it takes me right back to the noro and makes me gag hahahaha
February 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
hahaha yeah my sibling and my sister in law caught it too and we were rotating thru the bathroom like craaazy. went through a lot of clorox wipes trying to stop it from spreading to everyone else who was visiting at the time lol
February 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
omg noro is fuckin bruuuuutal. i got it a couple summers ago (my cousins brought their kids to my house while KNOWING THAT THEY ALL HAD NORO!!!!) and to put it delicately i was blastin outta both ends for 3 days straight. hope you feel better soon!!!!
February 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
yeah it was like a nasty earwig but with extra legs and no pincher on its butt!!!
February 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
ya that sounds pretty close lolll
February 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
in italy they are EARTH PIGLETS!!!!!!!!????????????? i don’t speak italian but i’m 99% sure Porcellino di terra means “earth piggy”
February 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
also they’re called CARPENTERS here. bc they’re often found in wood piles. boat-builders!! so many names
February 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
i thought it might be but it seemed to have way too many legs!!!!
February 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
OHHH maybe it was a silverfish. but it WAS brown. a brown fish?? but it had so many legs. but NOT a house centipede!!!
February 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM