Maya
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Meme-ing my way through life | she/they
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Deep ocean creatures
December 7, 2024 at 7:05 AM
Deep ocean creatures
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Alexa, vanquish my foes
December 3, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Alexa, vanquish my foes
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LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.
December 1, 2024 at 4:15 AM
LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.
Taps mic
Is this thing still working
Is this thing still working
November 23, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Taps mic
Is this thing still working
Is this thing still working
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Go out for milk.
But just keep driving.
Cross the state line.
Take the back roads.
Keep going until you reach an ocean.
Pick a new name for yourself.
You forgot your asthma inhaler.
You have concert tickets.
And an eye doctor appointment.
You didn’t think this through.
Turn around, dummy.
But just keep driving.
Cross the state line.
Take the back roads.
Keep going until you reach an ocean.
Pick a new name for yourself.
You forgot your asthma inhaler.
You have concert tickets.
And an eye doctor appointment.
You didn’t think this through.
Turn around, dummy.
September 4, 2023 at 1:01 PM
Go out for milk.
But just keep driving.
Cross the state line.
Take the back roads.
Keep going until you reach an ocean.
Pick a new name for yourself.
You forgot your asthma inhaler.
You have concert tickets.
And an eye doctor appointment.
You didn’t think this through.
Turn around, dummy.
But just keep driving.
Cross the state line.
Take the back roads.
Keep going until you reach an ocean.
Pick a new name for yourself.
You forgot your asthma inhaler.
You have concert tickets.
And an eye doctor appointment.
You didn’t think this through.
Turn around, dummy.
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Mad Max: Bed Bath and Beyond Burning Man Road
peak capitalism is creating an apocalyptic traffic jam in the middle of nowhere
September 5, 2023 at 2:58 AM
Mad Max: Bed Bath and Beyond Burning Man Road
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“Sorry, I have to take this call."
"That's a banana. And it's half eaten."
*covers banana with hand
"I don't tell you how to do business."
"That's a banana. And it's half eaten."
*covers banana with hand
"I don't tell you how to do business."
September 4, 2023 at 9:56 PM
“Sorry, I have to take this call."
"That's a banana. And it's half eaten."
*covers banana with hand
"I don't tell you how to do business."
"That's a banana. And it's half eaten."
*covers banana with hand
"I don't tell you how to do business."
At what point can I start using this as a void to yell into
September 3, 2023 at 9:28 AM
At what point can I start using this as a void to yell into
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This is the whitest and most oblivious analysis of Vivek Ramaswamy I have ever seen.
There is nothing surprising about him to those of us in the diaspora who understand how race, caste, religion, and power work.
There is nothing surprising about him to those of us in the diaspora who understand how race, caste, religion, and power work.
September 1, 2023 at 11:10 AM
This is the whitest and most oblivious analysis of Vivek Ramaswamy I have ever seen.
There is nothing surprising about him to those of us in the diaspora who understand how race, caste, religion, and power work.
There is nothing surprising about him to those of us in the diaspora who understand how race, caste, religion, and power work.
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Oh, how they glow! Ca. 1905 - 1910. digitalcollections.library.harvard.edu/catalog/G100...
August 28, 2023 at 4:57 AM
Oh, how they glow! Ca. 1905 - 1910. digitalcollections.library.harvard.edu/catalog/G100...
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If Daft Punk can wear a mask for 28 years surely you can wear one to buy tomatoes
August 6, 2023 at 4:00 PM
If Daft Punk can wear a mask for 28 years surely you can wear one to buy tomatoes
But I would like to be 😭
Do not fear! You are not going to be sucked into a supermassive black hole! https://www.sciencefocus.com/comment/why-we-dont-have-to-worry-about-being-sucked-into-the-supermassive-black-hole-at-the-centre-of-the-milky-way
Why we don’t have to worry about being sucked into the supermassive black hole at the centre of th...
Black holes may be notorious for sucking up anything that gets in their way, but we have nothing to worry about from the one in our galaxy’s heart. At least not for another four billion years.
www.sciencefocus.com
August 9, 2023 at 6:05 PM
But I would like to be 😭
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i don't live on the edge, i just take long walks there at night
August 9, 2023 at 12:59 AM
i don't live on the edge, i just take long walks there at night
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trans david brings me trans joy ✨️💙🌸☁️
August 5, 2023 at 11:49 AM
trans david brings me trans joy ✨️💙🌸☁️
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women aren't weak. I discreetly waxed my ankles during a phone interview once and didn't drop one hint. you think this shit is a game? I'll eat your husband.
August 6, 2023 at 7:04 AM
women aren't weak. I discreetly waxed my ankles during a phone interview once and didn't drop one hint. you think this shit is a game? I'll eat your husband.
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This is one of my top ten favorite photos from my collection. A luminous angelbaby from the 1960s.
August 6, 2023 at 5:42 AM
This is one of my top ten favorite photos from my collection. A luminous angelbaby from the 1960s.
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GOVERNMENT: Aliens are actually real by the way, lol
SOCIETY: [still dealing with the pandemic & climate change] So... we're gonna have to circle back to that at a later date
SOCIETY: [still dealing with the pandemic & climate change] So... we're gonna have to circle back to that at a later date
August 5, 2023 at 3:46 PM
GOVERNMENT: Aliens are actually real by the way, lol
SOCIETY: [still dealing with the pandemic & climate change] So... we're gonna have to circle back to that at a later date
SOCIETY: [still dealing with the pandemic & climate change] So... we're gonna have to circle back to that at a later date
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I can think of no greater way to punish my enemies than to talk to them
August 4, 2023 at 3:46 AM
I can think of no greater way to punish my enemies than to talk to them