Kenzie Kesselring
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Kenzie Kesselring
@alwaysbsleeping.bsky.social
reader, writer, + teacher // 📍Denver, Co. #BlackLivesMatter ⚖️
It snowed 9 fucking inches on the Mississippi gulf coast, but don’t worry! Climate change is not real! My boomer parents insist!
January 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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*sung to the tune of Let It Snow*

Freakin' out! Freakin' out! Freakin' out!!!!!!!
December 27, 2024 at 3:58 PM
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....and another thing.
December 21, 2024 at 4:09 PM
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Looking back on it, a core premise of the Kamala campaign was that in the end enough white women would do the right thing which lol, LOL lmao lmfao lol dahaha haha lulz
December 21, 2024 at 12:59 AM
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Gisele Pelicot is an incredible woman and a hero for her nerve in bringing all those rapists to justice and for knowing the shame does not lie worth her — bravely declining anonymity was incredible.
December 19, 2024 at 5:24 PM
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I could not be sicker of old white men running things.
December 18, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Them: Well, we could go back and forth about that all day …
Me: Gladly! So as I was saying …
December 19, 2024 at 2:02 AM
I work in a female dominated field and I got disrespected by a man at the very beginning and very end of my school day. Like what the fuck? Can women get no peace?
December 19, 2024 at 1:48 AM
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sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
December 16, 2024 at 4:16 PM
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“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”

James Baldwin
December 15, 2024 at 1:22 PM
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Give banned books for holiday gifts this year.
December 12, 2024 at 5:19 AM
Me at school just trying to fill up my water bottle mid-day but being unable to because behaviors keep behavioring
all i want is water but all i get is disrespect
December 9, 2024 at 6:16 PM
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Santa’s favorite Christmas song is “A Long December” by the Counting Crows.
December 8, 2024 at 12:40 AM
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“champagne socialism” sounds fuckin awesome actually

let’s do that
December 7, 2024 at 2:58 AM
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Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?
December 5, 2024 at 2:17 PM
*listening to my spotify wrap playlist* omg I love this song
December 5, 2024 at 5:31 AM
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“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
December 5, 2024 at 2:38 AM
You should have to be 21 to buy sharpies
December 4, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Happy #givingtuesday! When I’m not being an asshole on the internet, I spend my time as a Special Education teacher and (in the summer) a staff member at an inclusive camp for kids and adults with special needs! If you’re looking for a place to donate today, I got you!
December 3, 2024 at 11:47 PM
I’ve already said “am I taking crazy pills” while listening to NPR twice this morning. We are so back*, baby!

*preparing to live through another Trump administration where everything is made up and the rules don’t matter.
December 3, 2024 at 2:08 PM
“Biden is just as bad as Trump now!” UMM I’M SORRY, AS BAD AS WHO?! Because I know you do not mean the man who has felony and sexual assault charges!
December 3, 2024 at 2:07 PM
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Happy to announce that thanksgiving break is over and I read none of the books I said I was going to <3
December 1, 2024 at 11:55 PM
The way I feel about PlayStation controllers is how I imagine most men feel about tampons. I have a vague understanding of what it’s used for but couldn’t even begin to tell you how to use it.
November 30, 2024 at 12:46 AM
I’m just too delicate for Thanksgiving
November 29, 2024 at 2:30 PM