Alvaro Ibañez
alvaroim.bsky.social
Alvaro Ibañez
@alvaroim.bsky.social
Help me chisel away at the things I believe now that aren't true

He/him. Both to normalize having pronouns in bio and because bigots get really triggered by it
What's the average mind of an LLM defender, you ask?

Well, apparently one that believes domesticated animals are "inventions" that "we created"
October 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Nah. They're just continuing the copypasta
October 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Boo, he went on a blocking spree!

And he started deleting the evidence...

But not before this screenshot was taken!
October 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
This is art, just art

It's also the most coherent thing this turnip has said on here

The "objetive reality" he claims to be pointing out is "it literally calls for the colonisation of Palestinian land"

Where "it" is...

I'll take guesses from the audience for a bit first and then I'll reveal it!
October 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Tell me you are used to subpar output from you and those around you without saying you are used to subpar output from you and those around you
October 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Only response possible
October 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Do the people at YouTube think I've been clicking almost exclusively English-language videos for over a decade just to look at the pictures?

Pretty sure I watch more German-speaking YT than Spanish-speaking YT!

But no, they have to push their ai, so let's just check your geolocation!

Lazy bums!
October 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
LMAO, sure you have pumpkin!

You're totally not this comic personified
October 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Sure thing. Here you go:
October 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I agree that Erika Kirk being a zombie would, indeed, explain a lot
September 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Why would anyone do this?
September 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I give you: the single most unserious person on Bsky
September 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
September 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Useful for those not subscribed to the list that let's them know that you are an un-serious clown at a glance, I guess
September 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
September 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
My personal favorite:
September 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Did you get to this gem?
September 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Yeah, this is about defamation specifically. Although not of you ask HankTheWank. Then it's about three separate things
September 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
SPECIALLY if you know what "bull" means in a sexual context...
September 25, 2025 at 1:22 PM
You don't know the half of it!
September 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Ahh, but (apparently) the corporate veil isn't real and just a nonsense string of letters, you see?
September 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
September 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I mean, aren't you the "Licensed Attorney Using Stolen Evidence" mentioned in the straw that broke the camels back, though?
September 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
100% true
September 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
How about these ones instead?
September 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM