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Optimist. Dumb.
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folks, he's done it again
October 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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That’s called burying the lead
October 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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I know it's a fool's errand to expect anything from the media but "President posts video of himself dumping diarrhea on America" is an important thing to call attention to for a dozen reasons
October 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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My grand theory is that 6.5 is the ideal rating on IMDb for an interesting movie because it means it alienated idiots. If you’d like proof: Almost every Kiyoshi Kurosawa movie is rated between 6.3-6.9.
October 12, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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October 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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lol
October 14, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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discovering insane edits recently
October 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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October 10, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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This may seem cute but if you do this too much the cyclists may become reliant on cars feeding them, disrupting the delicate roadway ecosystem
September 19, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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people are losing their jobs over calling a Nazi out for being a Nazi. in 2025. in America.

but hey, at least you aren’t vaccinated. and your kids have a higher chance of dying in a mass shooting. and you can speak your mind as long as the government approves of it. USA USA USA USA USA USA
September 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Mr. Coates brought receipts.
Charlie Kirk, Redeemed: A Political Class Finds Its Lost Cause
By ignoring the rhetoric and actions of the Turning Point USA founder, pundits and politicians are sanitizing his legacy.
www.vanityfair.com
September 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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And that myth works until people actually see clips of Charlie doing his thing, at which point the entire hustle falls apart.

This is why they're trying to get people fired for accurately quoting things that he actually said.
That's the part of this that has been driving me kinda crazy. The idea that Charlie Kirk was this champion of enlightened debate and not a guy who regularly did a podcast with Jack Posobiec and talked about demonic forces influencing Democrats.

I'm online enough to know who Charlie was but I-
September 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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not an exaggeration to say I am WEEPING with laughter at this reply from someone who hadn't seen that Robert Redford died today
September 16, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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I'm harnessing the unprecedented power of AI to forget how to read and develop a severe mental illness that makes me unrecognizable to those who once knew me.
September 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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it used to be so simple
September 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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there must be a bunch of evidence that puts him on the island with Epstein if they're busting this one out
BREAKING: Speaker of the House announces Trump was an FBI informant tasked with taking down Epstein.
September 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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I was just going over some of the celebrity quotes I wrote for Clickhole a decade ago. Here’s a few favorites
August 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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I want to congratulate leading Democrats’ for their insistence on saying the takeover of DC is a “stunt” or a “distraction.”

It’s a rare trifecta of intellectual failure, political stupidity, and moral obtuseness.
August 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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doily parton: thread
August 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.
August 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Breaking: A House Oversight subcommittee just moved to subpoena the Justice Department's files on Jeffrey Epstein.

Three Republicans voted with Democrats, sending it through on an 8-2 vote.

The subcommittee will now work on subpoena language — it could get taken up after the House's summer recess.
July 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Lol. Lmao.
July 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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all rise for the national anthem
OP1 - Tenkū no Escaflowne/The Vision of Escaflowne (1996)

Yakusoku wa Iranai - Maaya Sakamoto

#Anime #Animesky #RetroAnime #Opening #AnimeOpening #TenkuuNoEscaflowne #TheVisionOfEscaflowne #Sunrise
July 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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CEO of Oreo Cookies: the oreo cookie is as important as oxygen
Nvidia's CEO described AI as essential infrastructure in today’s world, comparable to electricity in its importance.
July 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM