Alternative AssDeans
@altassdeans.bsky.social
A kinder, gentler AssDean who fired all the support staff to create my own position and gave myself a 200% yearly raise.
That’s for Deans not AssDeans! And I DO support you, just like a bra or a jockstrap…nice and tight!
October 31, 2025 at 11:18 AM
That’s for Deans not AssDeans! And I DO support you, just like a bra or a jockstrap…nice and tight!
Next you’ll want to be an AssVP! The poOOoOooWWwWweeeeEeRrRrRr!
October 31, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Next you’ll want to be an AssVP! The poOOoOooWWwWweeeeEeRrRrRr!
You keep assuming my gender!
September 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
You keep assuming my gender!
My job is never done!
September 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
My job is never done!
I hope your grades were better than Jim Buffet’s when he went to Auburn.
September 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I hope your grades were better than Jim Buffet’s when he went to Auburn.
Don’t worry, we will make sure your sense of humor is still representative of you in your AI avatar! We want students to suffer your jokes just like we must. Makes it “feel” more human!
August 27, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Don’t worry, we will make sure your sense of humor is still representative of you in your AI avatar! We want students to suffer your jokes just like we must. Makes it “feel” more human!
Brilliant! Two blow jobs per person per day!
August 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Brilliant! Two blow jobs per person per day!
Yes, and I will be promoting ^**^ as an Assistant to me and to full professor and Dean. Your area will move under that line! How very exciting, isn’t it?!
August 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Yes, and I will be promoting ^**^ as an Assistant to me and to full professor and Dean. Your area will move under that line! How very exciting, isn’t it?!