Alternative AssDeans
@altassdeans.bsky.social
A kinder, gentler AssDean who fired all the support staff to create my own position and gave myself a 200% yearly raise.
A sunflower expressing my very sentiments!
September 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
A sunflower expressing my very sentiments!
I hope your grades were better than Jim Buffet’s when he went to Auburn.
September 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I hope your grades were better than Jim Buffet’s when he went to Auburn.
Faculty be like:
August 8, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Faculty be like:
I identify with the octopi!
July 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I identify with the octopi!
I’ll be comfortable at my desk though.
July 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I’ll be comfortable at my desk though.
Aka my office… away from YOU ALL!
June 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Aka my office… away from YOU ALL!
An oldie, but goodie.
June 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
An oldie, but goodie.
I should start wearing a crown when I do my performance appraisals.
June 15, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I should start wearing a crown when I do my performance appraisals.
The cameras caught you printing this out and attaching it to my office door. I will be in touch very soon.
June 5, 2025 at 11:11 AM
The cameras caught you printing this out and attaching it to my office door. I will be in touch very soon.
Rolling a 20 won't save you from me!
June 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Rolling a 20 won't save you from me!
You are presenting at a social sciences conference. What is the title of your paper?
June 1, 2025 at 12:33 PM
You are presenting at a social sciences conference. What is the title of your paper?
May 31, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I’m looking at you!
May 28, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I’m looking at you!
My heroes. These white men have guided how I think…and lead!
May 26, 2025 at 12:03 PM
My heroes. These white men have guided how I think…and lead!
May 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Allow me to introduce our new mascot: The Hollow Howler was once a scholar who uncovered forbidden knowledge in the library. Now cursed to wander the sidelines forever, it channels the fury of a thousand restless alumni...
It never speaks. Just stares.
Occasionally lets out a bone-chilling scream.
It never speaks. Just stares.
Occasionally lets out a bone-chilling scream.
May 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Allow me to introduce our new mascot: The Hollow Howler was once a scholar who uncovered forbidden knowledge in the library. Now cursed to wander the sidelines forever, it channels the fury of a thousand restless alumni...
It never speaks. Just stares.
Occasionally lets out a bone-chilling scream.
It never speaks. Just stares.
Occasionally lets out a bone-chilling scream.