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Last year, Momodou Taal, a PhD student at Cornell University, feared he would be deported after losing his student visa due to a suspension for participating in a pro-Palestine protest. But the school relented. Now he has fled the country because under Trump, ICE agents revoked his visa anyway.
Cornell University PhD Student Leaves U.S. After Visa Is Revoked Over Palestine Protests
Momodou Taal, a Cornell University PhD student who faced deportation over Palestine protests, leaves U.S. after Trump admin revoked his student visa.
www.rollingstone.com
April 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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*purposefully says some inflammatory shit designed in a lab to piss off everyone to my left*

Why is everyone so rude to me?
March 27, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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im all set to graduate Columbia University majoring in " Cowardice " , with a minor in "Kissing Fucking Ass" a nd "Prostrating myself "
March 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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This is horrifying! Family members of some of the people sent to do hard labor in a Salvadoran prison by Trump confirm their loved ones weren't members of a gang.

One woman said her brother got a tattoo of a rose in Dallas, and because of that they accused him of being a gang member.
March 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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in the hospital waiting room but at least it’s tremendously postmodern
February 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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bluesky is a treasure trove of weird social media lib speak I haven’t seen in years. just scrolled under one post and saw “pass it on!,” “What, and I cannot stress this enough, the FUCK,” “are the ____ in the room with us,” and “was *a choice*” all in a row
February 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Attribute anything negative about yourself to long covid
February 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
February 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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I am imposing a 100% tariff on my wife for importing various knick-knacks, baubles, and doohickeys into our home
January 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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the banning of tiktok is another painful reminder to buy physical copies of your media. i have dozens of dvds of an ai voice reading reddit comments over unrelated minecraft footage.
January 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Nan Goldin, Fairy Light in Cherry Blossons, N.Y., 2004 ✨
December 11, 2024 at 8:11 AM
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wouldst thou like to live regularly
November 27, 2024 at 5:05 AM
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10: "Jeremy Bentham, that insipid, pedantic, leather-tongued oracle of the ordinary bourgeois intelligence of the 19th century. Bentham is among philosophers what Martin Tupper is among poets. Both could only have been manufactured in England." Marx on Bentham (Capital)
November 15, 2024 at 1:17 PM
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my man keeps opening the shared hypothetical baby name document and deleting Sigmund from the list
November 16, 2024 at 3:53 PM
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If I were Mozart I would simply not go to any place called Mozart death house
October 4, 2023 at 4:20 AM
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November 7, 2024 at 12:52 AM