Alp Beck
@alpbeck.com
Writer and nightmare builder. Professional fibber. HWA geek. NYWIFT lurker. Accidental activist. Insomniac. I stay up all night writing, to keep you up all night reading. - I block all Crypto bros. No DMs. 🇺🇸 🇨🇦💙🏳🌈🇺🇦
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Michael Schmidt was shocked when he heard about “gay #sheep.”
"...If the ram does not fulfill his duty, he is generally sent to the slaughterhouse. Essentially, “the sheep are killed for being gay,” Mr. Schmidt said." #nature #science #Fashion #Animals #LGBTQ
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/11/s...
"...If the ram does not fulfill his duty, he is generally sent to the slaughterhouse. Essentially, “the sheep are killed for being gay,” Mr. Schmidt said." #nature #science #Fashion #Animals #LGBTQ
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/11/s...
These Sheep Have a Statement to Make
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Possibly.
Knowing Stuebe- he's just mad he's not in on the deal.
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Possibly.
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Survive. Might not survive a legal challenge. By making it personal, they may have overreached.
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Survive. Might not survive a legal challenge. By making it personal, they may have overreached.
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@thetnholler.bsky.social Perhaps this provision might not sustain a legal challenge brought by Jack Smith (as one with standing) on the theory that it unconstitutionally singles him out, acting as a bill of attainder against him where it lifts sovereign immunity and threatens personal liability.
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
@thetnholler.bsky.social Perhaps this provision might not sustain a legal challenge brought by Jack Smith (as one with standing) on the theory that it unconstitutionally singles him out, acting as a bill of attainder against him where it lifts sovereign immunity and threatens personal liability.
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Had I known colleagues in Congress would vote to stuff your pockets, I would have run for office as a fake republican
November 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Had I known colleagues in Congress would vote to stuff your pockets, I would have run for office as a fake republican
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But only temporarily for me. Let's wait & see what he does next.
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
But only temporarily for me. Let's wait & see what he does next.
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Attacking a federal district judge as an “activist” for issuing a lawful ruling is an assault on judicial independence. A democracy cannot function when executive agencies denigrate judges for doing their jobs.
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Attacking a federal district judge as an “activist” for issuing a lawful ruling is an assault on judicial independence. A democracy cannot function when executive agencies denigrate judges for doing their jobs.
Self-dealing, greedy crooks.
“I don’t think that’s appropriate at all.”
REPUBLICAN @RepGregSteube opposed the funding bill because @SenatorHagerty & @MarshaBlackburn and others snuck in a provision to hand themselves millions of taxpayer dollars. #MarshaMoneyGrab 💰
REPUBLICAN @RepGregSteube opposed the funding bill because @SenatorHagerty & @MarshaBlackburn and others snuck in a provision to hand themselves millions of taxpayer dollars. #MarshaMoneyGrab 💰
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Self-dealing, greedy crooks.
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Shutdown battle ebbs, but Trump won’t give up trying to withhold full SNAP benefits ohiocapitaljournal.com/2025/11/11/r... Because he's a hateful piece of dogshit!
Shutdown battle ebbs, but Trump won’t give up trying to withhold full SNAP benefits • Ohio Capital Journal
The Trump administration continued Monday to press the U.S. Supreme Court to overturn lower court decisions requiring the federal government pay full SNAP benefits, even as Congress appeared to approa...
ohiocapitaljournal.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Shutdown battle ebbs, but Trump won’t give up trying to withhold full SNAP benefits ohiocapitaljournal.com/2025/11/11/r... Because he's a hateful piece of dogshit!
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#TuesdayTunes 🎹 🎵 🐙
Mattias Krantz taught an octopus to play the piano (It took 6 months).
Watch & be amazed.
@dmcwriter.bsky.social @hdwp.com @charlesbastille.bsky.social @tomr-bsky.bsky.social @alpbeck.com @theothermike.bsky.social
youtu.be/PcWnQ7fYzwI?...
Mattias Krantz taught an octopus to play the piano (It took 6 months).
Watch & be amazed.
@dmcwriter.bsky.social @hdwp.com @charlesbastille.bsky.social @tomr-bsky.bsky.social @alpbeck.com @theothermike.bsky.social
youtu.be/PcWnQ7fYzwI?...
I taught an octopus piano (It took 6 months)
YouTube video by Mattias Krantz
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November 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
#TuesdayTunes 🎹 🎵 🐙
Mattias Krantz taught an octopus to play the piano (It took 6 months).
Watch & be amazed.
@dmcwriter.bsky.social @hdwp.com @charlesbastille.bsky.social @tomr-bsky.bsky.social @alpbeck.com @theothermike.bsky.social
youtu.be/PcWnQ7fYzwI?...
Mattias Krantz taught an octopus to play the piano (It took 6 months).
Watch & be amazed.
@dmcwriter.bsky.social @hdwp.com @charlesbastille.bsky.social @tomr-bsky.bsky.social @alpbeck.com @theothermike.bsky.social
youtu.be/PcWnQ7fYzwI?...
P*S*Y*C*H*E*D*!!!!! yeah! I love Idris in #Luther
Idris Elba to Return for New ‘Luther’ Sequel at #Netflix #entertainment #streaming
www.thewrap.com/idris-elba-r...
Idris Elba to Return for New ‘Luther’ Sequel at #Netflix #entertainment #streaming
www.thewrap.com/idris-elba-r...
Idris Elba to Return for New 'Luther' Sequel at Netflix
Idris Elba will officially reprise his role as the brilliant detective John Luther for a “Luther” sequel at Netflix, TheWrap has learned.
www.thewrap.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
P*S*Y*C*H*E*D*!!!!! yeah! I love Idris in #Luther
Idris Elba to Return for New ‘Luther’ Sequel at #Netflix #entertainment #streaming
www.thewrap.com/idris-elba-r...
Idris Elba to Return for New ‘Luther’ Sequel at #Netflix #entertainment #streaming
www.thewrap.com/idris-elba-r...
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A better name would be TrumpDoesn'tCare
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
A better name would be TrumpDoesn'tCare
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November 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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True
I almost fell off the chair when he suggested drinking bleach... 17 people died from trying his remedy
I almost fell off the chair when he suggested drinking bleach... 17 people died from trying his remedy
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
True
I almost fell off the chair when he suggested drinking bleach... 17 people died from trying his remedy
I almost fell off the chair when he suggested drinking bleach... 17 people died from trying his remedy
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😄 One man's "ruin" is another woman's **finesse**!! 😉
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
😄 One man's "ruin" is another woman's **finesse**!! 😉
Oh...my...God..... Incredible.
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Oh...my...God..... Incredible.
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Dems. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Dems. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
The fact that the turd has to constantly repeat that we are the 'most whatever...' shows you just how the'least' we really have become.
#GVerse #Shit4Brains announces a $2,000 “Tariff Dividend” for most Americans, funded by tariff revenue.
Markets reacted bullish, seeing it as short-term stimulus for crypto & stocks. But the plan hinges on a Supreme Court ruling prediction markets give only ~20% odds of approval.
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Markets reacted bullish, seeing it as short-term stimulus for crypto & stocks. But the plan hinges on a Supreme Court ruling prediction markets give only ~20% odds of approval.
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November 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The fact that the turd has to constantly repeat that we are the 'most whatever...' shows you just how the'least' we really have become.
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Cry harder…..
November 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Cry harder…..
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💯. It wasn't about just the ACA subsides—it was about those and … everything else.
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
💯. It wasn't about just the ACA subsides—it was about those and … everything else.
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Looking at the ten who caved, I wonder if any will be back in once their terms end. This was an extremely STUPID thing to do. Now, Trump will dance around claiming he won. He lost, though, the trust of the nation is no longer his. He is a lame duck and probably will not complete this 2nd term.
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Looking at the ten who caved, I wonder if any will be back in once their terms end. This was an extremely STUPID thing to do. Now, Trump will dance around claiming he won. He lost, though, the trust of the nation is no longer his. He is a lame duck and probably will not complete this 2nd term.
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Tonight’s Senate vote on the federal government shutdown should have been a time for strength.
Instead we saw capitulation and a betrayal of working Americans.
The American people need more from their leaders.
Instead we saw capitulation and a betrayal of working Americans.
The American people need more from their leaders.
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Tonight’s Senate vote on the federal government shutdown should have been a time for strength.
Instead we saw capitulation and a betrayal of working Americans.
The American people need more from their leaders.
Instead we saw capitulation and a betrayal of working Americans.
The American people need more from their leaders.
and even though it wasn’t his greatest quality, the man had class and style.
THE GOP HAVE PUT OUT THIS VIDEO OF TRUMP BEING CHEERED!!
nb. He looks a bit like Barack Obama but that just proves how handsome and young he looks.
#USDemocracy
nb. He looks a bit like Barack Obama but that just proves how handsome and young he looks.
#USDemocracy
Never gets old seeing President Obama cheered on because he’s loved, missed and appreciated.
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
and even though it wasn’t his greatest quality, the man had class and style.