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finally. baseball is over. we can only hope it has been defeated forever
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
October 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Sometimes you read an article that makes you feel like... idk... 15 years ago, some of us got on an express train and saw what was on the tracks ahead. And now we're on a call to the people on the slower train, now approaching, and they cannot comprehend the landscapes we describe as familiar.
ICE shooter Joshua Jahn's politics aren't what's being reported, three longtime former friends tell me.

www.kenklippenstein.com/p/the-ice-sh...
The ICE Shooter’s Motive
Joshua Jahn's friends speak
www.kenklippenstein.com
September 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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imo "violence aimed at elites from non-elites" is the category of violence most disfavored in elite discourse. and violence that flows from elites to non-elites is not conceived of as violence at all. and these ideas frame the entire elite conception of who charlie kirk was and what his murder means
I think there are a lot of answers that have already been floated around here, and I've even offered some myself, but I did want to sharpen the question a bit.
September 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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A friend of mine was on Charlie Kirk's "watch list" of Black professors. She received so many death and rape threats that her university offered her a security detail for the walk to class.

This is Kirk's legacy.

You would never know it from reading all of these legacy newspaper op-eds about him.
September 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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yesterday "here is proof that the president is a sex criminal" felt pretty bad. today "almost all of the news media is assisting in covering up the fact that the president is a sex criminal" feels much worse
i cannot believe they are expecting us to play along with this "might not be his signature" farce and that a lot of people actually are, i feel like ive lost my goddam mind
September 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
September 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Let me see if there's room under your blanket statement so I know what caricature to play to make you comfortable.
September 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Guy who only watches pro wrestling, watching America: Getting a lot of 'brand split' vibes from this...
September 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
September 1, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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#NYC baseball coach confronts ICE child predators.

“There's only one way to get into the cage, so my whole thing was I can control that. I was in front of the entrance and that's when I just said, you know, I may die here, but they will not take one of these kids." www.wcpo.com/politics/imm...
NYC youth baseball coach confronts ICE: ‘I may die here, but they will not take one of these kids'
A New York City baseball coach said he confronted immigration agents who questioned minors at a park: "I may die here, but they will not take one of these kids."
www.wcpo.com
August 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
the little bear to tradwife homestead cosplay pipeline
not to be a conspiracy theorist but at some point we should talk about what kids shows are trying to teach them. the ideologies laundered through cg animals and cutesy monsters run a lot deeper than the "message" of an episode, which is as deep as most parents are willing to delve
August 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
not to be a conspiracy theorist but at some point we should talk about what kids shows are trying to teach them. the ideologies laundered through cg animals and cutesy monsters run a lot deeper than the "message" of an episode, which is as deep as most parents are willing to delve
August 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
3 days is the perfect amount of time to spend at a hotel. any more and you start to change into a different person. any less and you don't have time to adjust
August 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
the beach men
We're done slightly diminishing bands. We must increase bands.

The Ting Ting Tings
We’re done slightly diminishing bands.

We must increase bands.

The The The
August 14, 2025 at 1:31 PM
queens ny
salem ma
sacramento ca
montreal ca
st paul mn
If you could get a crib in any five cities (five cribs) of your choice in the world, which would you choose?

Me: Philly, NYC, LA, Chicago, Atlanta
August 14, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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I was going to embed the tweet but instead I just downloaded the video to immortalize here instead
August 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Two weeks ago: “The Committee to Protect Journalists is gravely worried about the safety of Al Jazeera Arabic’s Gaza correspondent Anas Al-Sharif, who is being targeted by an Israeli military smear campaign, which he believes is a precursor to his assassination.”
August 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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you: ai would never destroy humanity

me: looking furtively at 10% of gdp being spent on ai data centers

the main alignment problem is that we didnt need to align technology we needed to align capitalists
August 10, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Our staff is on the ground supporting families. Many workers-including US citizens, were held by federal authorities at the farm for 8 hours or more. US citizen workers report only being released after they were forced to delete photos and videos of the raid from their phones. 4/
July 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Sorry but you can’t have a series of Jeffrey Epstein buddies lead the country for over a collective decade and then expect me to care about what boxes someone checked on their college application
July 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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“The New York Times collaborated with a white nationalist eugenicist hacker and agreed to keep his identity a secret to publish a Zohran Mamdani hit piece” is a way bigger story than “18 year old Zohran Mamdani ticked ‘African American’ on his Columbia application because he was a citizen of Uganda”
July 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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This story should not have been published. They hint at an accusation (Mamdani said he is black to get into a fancy college) they can't back up. That this was published tells me that Mamdani's most important opponent may not be Cuomo or Adams but a paper whose NEWS section will run stuff like this.
You know, when I heard that all of our personal data had been hacked, I didn't expect the first major use of it to be the NYT trying to fuck over Zohran but maybe I'm naive www.nytimes.com/2025/07/03/n...
Mamdani Identified as Asian and African American on College Application
www.nytimes.com
July 3, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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June 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM