April or "That's A Lot of Oranges"
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Dedicated Connecticut irredentist. She/Her
Call me a prude but I don't think Takis should include a POV shot of a goblin cranking it in their in-store display.
October 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Call me a prude but I don't think Takis should include a POV shot of a goblin cranking it in their in-store display.
Here's a drawing I made today. I call it "Two Birds."
September 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Here's a drawing I made today. I call it "Two Birds."
Thank you for the suggestion, Girlboss Obelisk. I'll do that.
June 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Thank you for the suggestion, Girlboss Obelisk. I'll do that.
132 days into my New Years Resolution to learn digital painting (from the starting point of zero artistic ability).
Sharing today's attempt at a portrait because I kind of like how it turned out.
Sharing today's attempt at a portrait because I kind of like how it turned out.
May 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
132 days into my New Years Resolution to learn digital painting (from the starting point of zero artistic ability).
Sharing today's attempt at a portrait because I kind of like how it turned out.
Sharing today's attempt at a portrait because I kind of like how it turned out.
I drew this picture. I call it "A Crab's World."
November 26, 2024 at 7:12 PM
I drew this picture. I call it "A Crab's World."
For an embarrassingly long time I forgot cigarettes exist and I stood here wondering why the city of Hartford wanted me to put my butt on this hole.
November 20, 2024 at 1:36 PM
For an embarrassingly long time I forgot cigarettes exist and I stood here wondering why the city of Hartford wanted me to put my butt on this hole.
It's all coming together.
April 3, 2024 at 4:02 AM
It's all coming together.
My favorite xkcd moment of all time is still the brutal take-down he wrote of fans of the Goode Homolosine map projection. I had never heard of the Goode Homolosine projection before reading this but if I ever meet anyone who likes it I know to destroy them.
April 1, 2024 at 2:11 PM
My favorite xkcd moment of all time is still the brutal take-down he wrote of fans of the Goode Homolosine map projection. I had never heard of the Goode Homolosine projection before reading this but if I ever meet anyone who likes it I know to destroy them.
1800s sailor: "I've noticed this type of whale doesn't like it when you stab them.
His shipmate: "Probably because they're basically the devil."
His shipmate: "Probably because they're basically the devil."
March 6, 2024 at 2:00 PM
1800s sailor: "I've noticed this type of whale doesn't like it when you stab them.
His shipmate: "Probably because they're basically the devil."
His shipmate: "Probably because they're basically the devil."
Just noticed Will Stancil's campaign website features him in an AJJ shirt.
February 26, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Just noticed Will Stancil's campaign website features him in an AJJ shirt.
Found this post from 4 years ago.
February 7, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Found this post from 4 years ago.
This says a lot about the messed up society we live in.
January 8, 2024 at 3:21 PM
This says a lot about the messed up society we live in.
I'm beginning to think this Nepoleon movie might not be historically accurate.
November 24, 2023 at 5:23 AM
I'm beginning to think this Nepoleon movie might not be historically accurate.
Insane that they allowed this on television. He is fully nude.
October 25, 2023 at 3:33 AM
Insane that they allowed this on television. He is fully nude.
I want to hear the conversation that took place at Google when they were planning out the features to include in the Android 10.0 update and someone suggested "make the merfolk emoji topless. "
October 20, 2023 at 12:43 AM
I want to hear the conversation that took place at Google when they were planning out the features to include in the Android 10.0 update and someone suggested "make the merfolk emoji topless. "
Archiving my Twitter account so I can safely delete it and I found some good content that I have no memory of posting.
September 11, 2023 at 4:44 PM
Archiving my Twitter account so I can safely delete it and I found some good content that I have no memory of posting.
Does anyone know if this is real?
August 25, 2023 at 12:19 AM
Does anyone know if this is real?
Interesting how these "accidents" happen to people who threaten the powers that be.
August 23, 2023 at 6:47 PM
Interesting how these "accidents" happen to people who threaten the powers that be.
Had a moment of what felt like shared humanity with a crow and I purchased some literature on crow minds to help better understand the experience.
August 18, 2023 at 10:39 PM
Had a moment of what felt like shared humanity with a crow and I purchased some literature on crow minds to help better understand the experience.
My least favorite part about Reddit culture is this extremely smug sort of misanthropy that everyone on the site seems to have.
June 27, 2023 at 6:40 PM
My least favorite part about Reddit culture is this extremely smug sort of misanthropy that everyone on the site seems to have.
If all the Christie-heads formed a paramilitary group, they would be larger than any nation's active military personnel.
June 27, 2023 at 2:33 AM
If all the Christie-heads formed a paramilitary group, they would be larger than any nation's active military personnel.
According to this NBC poll, 1% of Americans have a "very positive" view of Chris Christie. That may sound low, but in a country of 332 million that's over 3 million dedicated Christie-heads: about the population of Los Angeles.
June 27, 2023 at 12:40 AM
According to this NBC poll, 1% of Americans have a "very positive" view of Chris Christie. That may sound low, but in a country of 332 million that's over 3 million dedicated Christie-heads: about the population of Los Angeles.
Twitter is officially dead.
June 24, 2023 at 1:21 PM
Twitter is officially dead.