April or "That's A Lot of Oranges"
@alotoforanges.bsky.social
Dedicated Connecticut irredentist. She/Her
All this news about the Zelda movie and we still don't know who's playing Morshu.
November 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
All this news about the Zelda movie and we still don't know who's playing Morshu.
You can make fun of the Cuomo ad if you want, but it's really telling that Zohran Mamdani has still not given a clear answer as to whether or not he plans to get the Bill from Schoolhouse Rock pregnant.
October 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
You can make fun of the Cuomo ad if you want, but it's really telling that Zohran Mamdani has still not given a clear answer as to whether or not he plans to get the Bill from Schoolhouse Rock pregnant.
The whole GameStop thing feels like if Subway only started their partnership with Jared after he got caught.
October 28, 2025 at 12:30 PM
The whole GameStop thing feels like if Subway only started their partnership with Jared after he got caught.
Call me a prude but I don't think Takis should include a POV shot of a goblin cranking it in their in-store display.
October 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Call me a prude but I don't think Takis should include a POV shot of a goblin cranking it in their in-store display.
Just saw a cat food advertisement featuring Garfield. Famously he doesn't eat that. This is an example of how late capitalism flattens all artistic expression into a meaningless spectacle to sell commodities. I feel sick
October 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Just saw a cat food advertisement featuring Garfield. Famously he doesn't eat that. This is an example of how late capitalism flattens all artistic expression into a meaningless spectacle to sell commodities. I feel sick
Posting this here for any of my followers who happen to be from the Southern New England region: my team and I are doing a comedy show in Westerly Rhode Island on October 11.
unitedtheatre.org/shows/improv...
unitedtheatre.org/shows/improv...
Improv Night featuring: Incognito and The Rumor Cauldron of Sea Tea Comedy Theater
INCOGNITO are the top-secret, eyes-only team that uses stealth technology to turn your suggestions into classified improv debriefings of funny stuff. Their code names are April, Eric, Mary, Jeff, Cole...
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October 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Posting this here for any of my followers who happen to be from the Southern New England region: my team and I are doing a comedy show in Westerly Rhode Island on October 11.
unitedtheatre.org/shows/improv...
unitedtheatre.org/shows/improv...
I'm worried my friends might be developing a parasocial relationship towards me. How do I explain to them that the persona they hang out with is simply a character that I'm playing who happens to have the same name as myself, and they've never actually met me?
September 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I'm worried my friends might be developing a parasocial relationship towards me. How do I explain to them that the persona they hang out with is simply a character that I'm playing who happens to have the same name as myself, and they've never actually met me?
Shame on all the people exploiting Charlie Kirk's death to push agendas that he was deeply opposed to, like polite disagreement and anti-violence. If you truly respected his legacy you'd carry on his work: being callous and indifferent about someone being shot at a school.
September 12, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Shame on all the people exploiting Charlie Kirk's death to push agendas that he was deeply opposed to, like polite disagreement and anti-violence. If you truly respected his legacy you'd carry on his work: being callous and indifferent about someone being shot at a school.
Here's a drawing I made today. I call it "Two Birds."
September 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Here's a drawing I made today. I call it "Two Birds."
Just saw two pigeons fighting over a food scrap with their beaks. But from a distance it looked like they were passionately kissing.
August 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Just saw two pigeons fighting over a food scrap with their beaks. But from a distance it looked like they were passionately kissing.
For any of my Connecticut followers, you can come see the debut of my new improv comedy team in Hartford on Saturday, August 9.
www.eventbrite.com/e/improv-com...
www.eventbrite.com/e/improv-com...
www.eventbrite.com
July 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
For any of my Connecticut followers, you can come see the debut of my new improv comedy team in Hartford on Saturday, August 9.
www.eventbrite.com/e/improv-com...
www.eventbrite.com/e/improv-com...
Just found out that the Nostalgia Critic is giving a panel at the same convention as I am, so I'm going to start referring to him as "My colleague Doug."
July 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Just found out that the Nostalgia Critic is giving a panel at the same convention as I am, so I'm going to start referring to him as "My colleague Doug."
Reposted by April or "That's A Lot of Oranges"
Zohran Mamdami is going to make Unsleeping City real
so I have a lot of complicated thoughts about the specific issue at hand, but I have to point out that’s not what “magical realism” is
June 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Zohran Mamdami is going to make Unsleeping City real
What I witnessed today, both in person and online, solidified my belief that using negative polarization to radicalize "normies" towards positions that were previously outside the accepted range of polite politics is not a tactic that only the right has access to. Which is encouraging.
June 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
What I witnessed today, both in person and online, solidified my belief that using negative polarization to radicalize "normies" towards positions that were previously outside the accepted range of polite politics is not a tactic that only the right has access to. Which is encouraging.
Hey, I totally support your protest, but don't you think this photo is bad optics? I'm just concerned about the optics. I think folks seeing this photo will hurt the optics of the movement I definitely support. That's why I find any photo that I think has bad optics and share it as much as possible.
June 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Hey, I totally support your protest, but don't you think this photo is bad optics? I'm just concerned about the optics. I think folks seeing this photo will hurt the optics of the movement I definitely support. That's why I find any photo that I think has bad optics and share it as much as possible.
Just saw two pigeons fight over someone's spilled Cheetos despite that there's clearly enough for both of them to fill up many times over. This really says a lot about society.
June 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Just saw two pigeons fight over someone's spilled Cheetos despite that there's clearly enough for both of them to fill up many times over. This really says a lot about society.
Thank you for the suggestion, Girlboss Obelisk. I'll do that.
June 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Thank you for the suggestion, Girlboss Obelisk. I'll do that.
The guys who make the "I bought this before Elon went crazy" stickers must be excited to double their potential market.
June 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The guys who make the "I bought this before Elon went crazy" stickers must be excited to double their potential market.
It's funny how people talk about American Psycho as the ultimate dudebro movie. But you watch it and it's actually a campy romp about a business man who has the internal monologue of the average woman in her 20s.
June 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
It's funny how people talk about American Psycho as the ultimate dudebro movie. But you watch it and it's actually a campy romp about a business man who has the internal monologue of the average woman in her 20s.
The imperial core shivers in fear at the might of Revolutionary Connecticutism.
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www.wfsb.com/2025/05/30/h...
Homeland Security puts Connecticut on list of jurisdictions that ‘undermine the rule of law’
The U.S. Department of Homeland Security put Connecticut on a list of jurisdictions it claims are obstructing immigration laws.
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May 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The imperial core shivers in fear at the might of Revolutionary Connecticutism.
www.wfsb.com/2025/05/30/h...
www.wfsb.com/2025/05/30/h...
Sorry, no good post ideas today.
May 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Sorry, no good post ideas today.
I don't know how many of my followers here are local to Connecticut. But if you are, you should come watch me (and also some people who aren't me) do stand-up comedy tomorrow night in Hartford.
It will, presumably, be a fun time.
www.eventbrite.com/e/stand-up-c...
It will, presumably, be a fun time.
www.eventbrite.com/e/stand-up-c...
Stand Up Comedy Class Show
Check out this showcase of stand-up comedy students hosted by Kate Dresty with special guests Rob Santos, Sergio Bernal, and Josh Rodriguez!
www.eventbrite.com
May 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I don't know how many of my followers here are local to Connecticut. But if you are, you should come watch me (and also some people who aren't me) do stand-up comedy tomorrow night in Hartford.
It will, presumably, be a fun time.
www.eventbrite.com/e/stand-up-c...
It will, presumably, be a fun time.
www.eventbrite.com/e/stand-up-c...
132 days into my New Years Resolution to learn digital painting (from the starting point of zero artistic ability).
Sharing today's attempt at a portrait because I kind of like how it turned out.
Sharing today's attempt at a portrait because I kind of like how it turned out.
May 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
132 days into my New Years Resolution to learn digital painting (from the starting point of zero artistic ability).
Sharing today's attempt at a portrait because I kind of like how it turned out.
Sharing today's attempt at a portrait because I kind of like how it turned out.
It's incredibly frustrating to have a simple task in front of me, that I want to complete, and simply be unable to bring myself to work on it.
May 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
It's incredibly frustrating to have a simple task in front of me, that I want to complete, and simply be unable to bring myself to work on it.