nb_alorakid
@alorakid.bsky.social
baseball + art + the end of the world
I make stuff with The Neo-Futurists (neofuturists.org) and Swearwords (http://swearwordsmusic.com/) and other places too
Chicago | he/him
I make stuff with The Neo-Futurists (neofuturists.org) and Swearwords (http://swearwordsmusic.com/) and other places too
Chicago | he/him
never forget that the coward Jed Hoyer traded this man for nothing
October 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
never forget that the coward Jed Hoyer traded this man for nothing
when We Are Farmers bum ba dum bum bum ba bum
September 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
when We Are Farmers bum ba dum bum bum ba bum
When you need pictures of that Spiderman on your desk NOW
September 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
When you need pictures of that Spiderman on your desk NOW
When Miles Teller isn't drumming good enough
September 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
When Miles Teller isn't drumming good enough
GDI- I literally just made this
September 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
GDI- I literally just made this
Every seller at Andersonville Vintage Market
August 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Every seller at Andersonville Vintage Market
We're taking How to Be Cool to Kansas City Fringe @kcfringe.bsky.social July 17-20!
kcfringe.org for tix and info and send me your KC recs and pls pls pls tell your KC people if you have any!
kcfringe.org for tix and info and send me your KC recs and pls pls pls tell your KC people if you have any!
May 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
We're taking How to Be Cool to Kansas City Fringe @kcfringe.bsky.social July 17-20!
kcfringe.org for tix and info and send me your KC recs and pls pls pls tell your KC people if you have any!
kcfringe.org for tix and info and send me your KC recs and pls pls pls tell your KC people if you have any!
I survived the Wrigley Field fog, AMA
May 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I survived the Wrigley Field fog, AMA
Don’t talk to me or my Catfish Hunter endorsed flannel shirt ever again
April 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Don’t talk to me or my Catfish Hunter endorsed flannel shirt ever again
I ordered a duvet cover from H&M (yes, yes, I know, fast fashion, etc.) a few months ago... it made it to DoorDash(???) and was never seen or heard from again lol
April 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I ordered a duvet cover from H&M (yes, yes, I know, fast fashion, etc.) a few months ago... it made it to DoorDash(???) and was never seen or heard from again lol
Maybe dudes… don’t rock?
March 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Maybe dudes… don’t rock?
How to Be Cool whipped ass- thanks to all of you who made it out! Next up: neofuturists.org/events/neo-g...
March 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
How to Be Cool whipped ass- thanks to all of you who made it out! Next up: neofuturists.org/events/neo-g...
@scottaukerman.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social HoJo spotted at Saugatuck Antique Market
March 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
@scottaukerman.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social HoJo spotted at Saugatuck Antique Market
In college I told a friend that a certain grilled cheese gave me “crazy tummy” and she said “you don’t have to try to make diarrhea sound cute by calling it ‘crazy tummy,’” and it feels like that’s the entire point of mainstream news now
February 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
In college I told a friend that a certain grilled cheese gave me “crazy tummy” and she said “you don’t have to try to make diarrhea sound cute by calling it ‘crazy tummy,’” and it feels like that’s the entire point of mainstream news now
Five shows to go- we’re getting better and stronger and tighter and cooler every night. See you there neofuturists.org/events/how-t...
February 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Five shows to go- we’re getting better and stronger and tighter and cooler every night. See you there neofuturists.org/events/how-t...
Only eight shows left to go! neofuturists.org/events/how-t...
February 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Only eight shows left to go! neofuturists.org/events/how-t...
The Oatmeal Wanter has logged on
February 13, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The Oatmeal Wanter has logged on
