Almost Clutch
@almostclutch.xyz
American obsessed with Australian soccer. Spokane Zephyr Supporter. Melbourne Victory Women Supporter. Creator of low-effort memes. I basically just complain and make pizza.
He really out here doing that, whatever that is.
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
He really out here doing that, whatever that is.
“Damn he did that”
*points to teams record*
*points to teams record*
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
“Damn he did that”
*points to teams record*
*points to teams record*
why they make him look like such a tiny lil fella
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
why they make him look like such a tiny lil fella
for those who didnt catch it
November 9, 2025 at 6:46 AM
for those who didnt catch it
tonight should be SO fun
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
tonight should be SO fun
I think it might be possible that Ayton is the worst basketball player of all time
November 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I think it might be possible that Ayton is the worst basketball player of all time
Well, that was fast.
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Well, that was fast.
Cant wait to root for the Los Angles The Independence.
November 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Cant wait to root for the Los Angles The Independence.
making myself laugh so I dont cry
November 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
making myself laugh so I dont cry
Generational 7 run streak from Spotify today.
November 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Generational 7 run streak from Spotify today.
Not nearly as easy for me, but an equally great song.
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Not nearly as easy for me, but an equally great song.
Song really just activates every part of my brain at once
November 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Song really just activates every part of my brain at once
Accidentally stumbled upon some chaos today
November 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Accidentally stumbled upon some chaos today
I had to read this 6 times and break it down with my hands to figure it out.
November 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I had to read this 6 times and break it down with my hands to figure it out.
yall do this shit before games then act like were crazy for the singing national anthem
November 7, 2025 at 8:36 AM
yall do this shit before games then act like were crazy for the singing national anthem
I agree with this fella
November 7, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I agree with this fella
Tell me exactly how this is better than a 0-0 soccer game.
November 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Tell me exactly how this is better than a 0-0 soccer game.