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buldak ramen and coachella partnership is the funniest thing ive seen like do yall want your porta potties demolished or what. Diarrhealla
March 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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just got the call. fired. I was the DEI coordinator for public works. I was in charge of dumping gallons of estrogen into the local water supply every day to demasculinize the population
January 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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DIY HRT: Everything I Can Legally Tell You

My guide to do-it-yourself hormone therapy, months in the making, is out now on YouTube. Tell your friends! xoxo

youtu.be/o2Ggwe2j0Gc
January 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
yes yes yes yes yes
Electric Forest reveals 2025 lineup: Tiesto, Disclosure, Khruangbin + more.
December 3, 2024 at 11:54 PM
peppermint tea and honey will always be that girl i fear
December 3, 2024 at 10:40 PM
oh it’s 2020 lineup redemption hours i fear
LEAK | #Confirmed — In honor of the presale starting today, here’s your first TFO confirmation for 2025...

Bonnaroo is getting tipped.

For the first ever: Tipper is heading to the Farm before he officially rides off into the retirement sunset.

It's happening. 🦉🛸
November 21, 2024 at 9:31 PM
lumpia
November 19, 2024 at 10:21 PM
is this thing on
November 18, 2024 at 7:43 PM