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Batma Returns is a Christmas movie.
December 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Batma Returns is a Christmas movie.
Justin combs was and is being groomed to be like his father. Mark my words. He will be diddy 5.0
December 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Justin combs was and is being groomed to be like his father. Mark my words. He will be diddy 5.0
Just a SAHM who orders Telfars any chance she gets and has no space for these handbags anymore 😭
December 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Just a SAHM who orders Telfars any chance she gets and has no space for these handbags anymore 😭
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men have praise kinks too, folks.
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
men have praise kinks too, folks.
😭🤣🤣
My son had eaten not even an hour ago and I told him we weren’t stopping to get food….We drove past a billboard that says “ 1 in 5 children experiences hunger” and this boy says “And I’m the 6th one” 😭😭😭😭😭😭
My child asked me to order wingstop. I said no cuz her mama had JUST told me they had a bunch of food while she was with her. I tell this nigglet to go make a sammich or something, tell me why she look at me and say “if you hate me just say that 🙄”. Lil spoiled mf 😭 reverse psychology is CRAZY 🤣
December 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
😭🤣🤣
My son got like 8 books from the library .. ALL KNOCK KNOCK JOKES 🤦🏽♀️
December 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
My son got like 8 books from the library .. ALL KNOCK KNOCK JOKES 🤦🏽♀️
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When I say “Bed, Bath and Beyond” just know I’m talking about “Bath and Body Works”
December 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
When I say “Bed, Bath and Beyond” just know I’m talking about “Bath and Body Works”
Y’all sleep on Temu? I just pimped out my son’s entire bedroom for the low low thank you china 🥹💀
December 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Y’all sleep on Temu? I just pimped out my son’s entire bedroom for the low low thank you china 🥹💀
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This is 1 reason why there needs to be more sex education, sex acceptance and open safe discussions and visibility in the world.
Just awful. That boy didn't deserved to be unalived by someone they shared intimacy with 😞
www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/12/he-h...
www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/12/he-h...
He killed his male lover to keep their relationship a secret. Now he's paying the price. - LGBTQ Nation
Police found evidence of the murderer taking steps to hide his heinous crime.
www.lgbtqnation.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
This is 1 reason why there needs to be more sex education, sex acceptance and open safe discussions and visibility in the world.
This is what working from home really feels like 😭
December 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This is what working from home really feels like 😭
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Jagged Edge makes “this my last time baby I promise” music
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Jagged Edge makes “this my last time baby I promise” music
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Wake up in the morning… it’s dark
Get off work… it’s dark
Get off work… it’s dark
December 2, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Wake up in the morning… it’s dark
Get off work… it’s dark
Get off work… it’s dark
This rv road trip is kicking my ass I can’t stop taking naps omg I’m missing everything
July 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This rv road trip is kicking my ass I can’t stop taking naps omg I’m missing everything
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I will be watching!
ICYMI: Ryan Coogler says the #XFiles reboot will be his next project:
“I’m fired up to get back to it, and that, you know, some of those episodes, if we do our jobs right, will be really fucking scary.”
Source: Last Podcast On The Left
“I’m fired up to get back to it, and that, you know, some of those episodes, if we do our jobs right, will be really fucking scary.”
Source: Last Podcast On The Left
July 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I will be watching!
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I cackled.
Then I thought “Meg, why are you laughing at this, this is terrible?”
And then my self said, “Bc he’s a buffoon. And what do you do with buffoons? Laugh at them.”
So I cackled again.
Then I thought “Meg, why are you laughing at this, this is terrible?”
And then my self said, “Bc he’s a buffoon. And what do you do with buffoons? Laugh at them.”
So I cackled again.
He never shows shots of his congregation. How many Harlemites are members of his #church? #PastorManning #Harlem
June 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I cackled.
Then I thought “Meg, why are you laughing at this, this is terrible?”
And then my self said, “Bc he’s a buffoon. And what do you do with buffoons? Laugh at them.”
So I cackled again.
Then I thought “Meg, why are you laughing at this, this is terrible?”
And then my self said, “Bc he’s a buffoon. And what do you do with buffoons? Laugh at them.”
So I cackled again.
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“Hell is empty and all the devils are here…”
June 12, 2025 at 12:07 PM
“Hell is empty and all the devils are here…”
Craving fufu with soup so bad
May 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Craving fufu with soup so bad
My mini me doesn’t want waffles for breakfast anymore ; avocado toast instead 😩
May 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
My mini me doesn’t want waffles for breakfast anymore ; avocado toast instead 😩
Finally a Mother’s Day that I am childless 🤣 ty hubby
May 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Finally a Mother’s Day that I am childless 🤣 ty hubby