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nj•ny 🗽|wife 💍| ♑️ | Gardener 🪴|creative✨| RPhT ⚕️LCP 🧠| hiker 🥾
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Because we took over his cat corner now he gets to be the trees keeper 🤣😭 #catmom #cat
December 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Good Morning ☀️
December 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Batma Returns is a Christmas movie.
December 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Happy #caturday ✨✨ living his best life
December 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Justin combs was and is being groomed to be like his father. Mark my words. He will be diddy 5.0
December 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Just a SAHM who orders Telfars any chance she gets and has no space for these handbags anymore 😭
December 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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men have praise kinks too, folks.
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
😭🤣🤣
My son had eaten not even an hour ago and I told him we weren’t stopping to get food….We drove past a billboard that says “ 1 in 5 children experiences hunger” and this boy says “And I’m the 6th one” 😭😭😭😭😭😭
My child asked me to order wingstop. I said no cuz her mama had JUST told me they had a bunch of food while she was with her. I tell this nigglet to go make a sammich or something, tell me why she look at me and say “if you hate me just say that 🙄”. Lil spoiled mf 😭 reverse psychology is CRAZY 🤣
December 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
My son got like 8 books from the library .. ALL KNOCK KNOCK JOKES 🤦🏽‍♀️
December 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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When I say “Bed, Bath and Beyond” just know I’m talking about “Bath and Body Works”
December 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Y’all sleep on Temu? I just pimped out my son’s entire bedroom for the low low thank you china 🥹💀
December 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
✨My new loves ✨
December 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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This is 1 reason why there needs to be more sex education, sex acceptance and open safe discussions and visibility in the world.
December 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
This is what working from home really feels like 😭
December 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Jagged Edge makes “this my last time baby I promise” music
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Wake up in the morning… it’s dark
Get off work… it’s dark
December 2, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I’m obsessed 🥺
December 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
This rv road trip is kicking my ass I can’t stop taking naps omg I’m missing everything
July 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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July 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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I will be watching!
ICYMI: Ryan Coogler says the #XFiles reboot will be his next project:

“I’m fired up to get back to it, and that, you know, some of those episodes, if we do our jobs right, will be really fucking scary.”

Source: Last Podcast On The Left
July 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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I cackled.

Then I thought “Meg, why are you laughing at this, this is terrible?”

And then my self said, “Bc he’s a buffoon. And what do you do with buffoons? Laugh at them.”

So I cackled again.
He never shows shots of his congregation. How many Harlemites are members of his #church? #PastorManning #Harlem
June 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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“Hell is empty and all the devils are here…”
June 12, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Craving fufu with soup so bad
May 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
My mini me doesn’t want waffles for breakfast anymore ; avocado toast instead 😩
May 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Finally a Mother’s Day that I am childless 🤣 ty hubby
May 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM