An antidote to your timeline: here‘s some friendly dogs I’ve met in Thailand.

Reading Alan Rickman’s diaries. 2009. Swap Australia for America. Nothing changes.

I’m at an elephant sanctuary in Koh Samui, Thailand, and Lou from Neighbours is giving the safety briefing. It’s great to see him doing well.

Gregg Wallace says the woke media like *checks notes* The Telegraph and The Sun are out to destroy him.

So kind of Peter Crouch to take his nan with him on the Harry Potter studio tour.

I’m all for saving the planet but surely not at the expense of those lovely, shiny Quality Street wrappers? If this is our future then let the world burn.

Hello “Blue Sky”. Here is a picture of my dog Hippo having a nice time.