someone i met years ago showed me this image and i. i just. women built like this.

It wasn’t the brightest move to take a strange sponsorship a few hours before a show, but they’re not letting her cancel now…

Berry Allye by the great @jeledraws.bsky.social :>

i had cohozuna brainrot and @jevilsimp.bsky.social decided to make it so much fucking worse so now i have this big stupid loser (his ass NEEDS to be made into confetti)

slightly older ref too!

So this is Allye! Washed-up Satyriac popstar that nowadays tends to do more popping than, uh, starring.

Art done by an old friend of mine :>

She has a show in 15 minutes are they seriously gonna just roll her out so she can try (and fail) to not burp into the microphone for 2 hours

frankly I want a refund

Adorably round Allye done by the swag @discochaos.bsky.social

I mean, you don’t tour for a few years and spend your time binging reality TV and snacking, did you really NOT expect this?

dummy fat Allye drawn by @jeledraws.bsky.social