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Cats and books. Sometimes Irish whiskey.
What has she ever done with her life to fill more than a trailer???
December 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
What has she ever done with her life to fill more than a trailer???
He has his mother's hair
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 AM
He has his mother's hair
But your immigrant parents are the exception right Alina?
It's always "okay for me, illegal for you" with these hypocritical tools...liars on an Olympics level
It's always "okay for me, illegal for you" with these hypocritical tools...liars on an Olympics level
December 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
But your immigrant parents are the exception right Alina?
It's always "okay for me, illegal for you" with these hypocritical tools...liars on an Olympics level
It's always "okay for me, illegal for you" with these hypocritical tools...liars on an Olympics level
Yeah, that's a big lift
December 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Yeah, that's a big lift
Yup. Trump is too out of it to do another Butler "assassination" cosplay--they get another expendable goon to shoot someone to ramp up outrage.Of course Bondi wants death penalty for the guy--and it would be a surprise if he makes it to trial before a mysterious death.They don't want anyone talking
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Yup. Trump is too out of it to do another Butler "assassination" cosplay--they get another expendable goon to shoot someone to ramp up outrage.Of course Bondi wants death penalty for the guy--and it would be a surprise if he makes it to trial before a mysterious death.They don't want anyone talking
Melania: Tales of My Taint
You've seen her naked, now see the story behind the plucky Eurotrash ho!
You've seen her naked, now see the story behind the plucky Eurotrash ho!
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Melania: Tales of My Taint
You've seen her naked, now see the story behind the plucky Eurotrash ho!
You've seen her naked, now see the story behind the plucky Eurotrash ho!
The wrong turkey got cooked
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The wrong turkey got cooked
Matt, Spike, and Dandy--thank you for your service! You make the world a better place
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Matt, Spike, and Dandy--thank you for your service! You make the world a better place
That loathsome bag of chemicals couldn't get cast in a community theatre on a bet
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
That loathsome bag of chemicals couldn't get cast in a community theatre on a bet
He can only remember and spell words with a T in them
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
He can only remember and spell words with a T in them
It's hard coming back from a 6wk paid vacation--he can't check his porn consumption stats every hour now
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
It's hard coming back from a 6wk paid vacation--he can't check his porn consumption stats every hour now
There's gonna be fat little golden cherub statues and fountains geysering...
And fencing all around, so they can have a gate and charge admission
And fencing all around, so they can have a gate and charge admission
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
There's gonna be fat little golden cherub statues and fountains geysering...
And fencing all around, so they can have a gate and charge admission
And fencing all around, so they can have a gate and charge admission
He'll never lose that desperate sweaty 7th grader aura
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
He'll never lose that desperate sweaty 7th grader aura
I am thankful you and the kitties are safe and sound in your new home!
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I am thankful you and the kitties are safe and sound in your new home!
Head reindeer, of course
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Head reindeer, of course
Bear cub head in the trunk for picnic later
November 23, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Bear cub head in the trunk for picnic later
Nothing gets by Salem!
November 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Nothing gets by Salem!
Yes
It's why she's always full of shit
It's why she's always full of shit
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Yes
It's why she's always full of shit
It's why she's always full of shit
She just can't control her mean girl instincts
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 AM
She just can't control her mean girl instincts
Oh my heart
So sorry
So sorry
November 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Oh my heart
So sorry
So sorry
Oh she brings her own chlamydia into the mix...
November 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Oh she brings her own chlamydia into the mix...
Unbothered Queen!
November 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Unbothered Queen!
Please go boom yourself soon Donnie
November 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Please go boom yourself soon Donnie
Eeeeeuuuuwwww
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Eeeeeuuuuwwww