microplastics enjoyer
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I'm just here for the pups
📍philly 🦅
📍philly 🦅
slept in slightly too late and was 5 mins late for a doctor's appointment... bitch they canceled that!
December 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
slept in slightly too late and was 5 mins late for a doctor's appointment... bitch they canceled that!
after much trial and error, I've finally found a brand that makes genuinely comfortable AND cute mid rise tighty whities.
I've always found that legacy brands (Stafford, Hanes, Calvin) have ZERO pouch. I got a big package, I need room y'all!!
I've always found that legacy brands (Stafford, Hanes, Calvin) have ZERO pouch. I got a big package, I need room y'all!!
December 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
after much trial and error, I've finally found a brand that makes genuinely comfortable AND cute mid rise tighty whities.
I've always found that legacy brands (Stafford, Hanes, Calvin) have ZERO pouch. I got a big package, I need room y'all!!
I've always found that legacy brands (Stafford, Hanes, Calvin) have ZERO pouch. I got a big package, I need room y'all!!
would you rather listen to Nine Inch Nails or get Nailed with Nine Inches :)
December 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
would you rather listen to Nine Inch Nails or get Nailed with Nine Inches :)
THE IDEA:
Reverse strip poker (or blackjack or Mario kart etc)
You wager a pieces of clothing.
Win = Take it off
Lose = Keep it, PLUS put something else on.
For example you could bet your socks and your hat but if you lose you gotta put ON a jacket and shoes
The first one fully naked wins!
Reverse strip poker (or blackjack or Mario kart etc)
You wager a pieces of clothing.
Win = Take it off
Lose = Keep it, PLUS put something else on.
For example you could bet your socks and your hat but if you lose you gotta put ON a jacket and shoes
The first one fully naked wins!
is there such thing a platonic strip poker
December 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
THE IDEA:
Reverse strip poker (or blackjack or Mario kart etc)
You wager a pieces of clothing.
Win = Take it off
Lose = Keep it, PLUS put something else on.
For example you could bet your socks and your hat but if you lose you gotta put ON a jacket and shoes
The first one fully naked wins!
Reverse strip poker (or blackjack or Mario kart etc)
You wager a pieces of clothing.
Win = Take it off
Lose = Keep it, PLUS put something else on.
For example you could bet your socks and your hat but if you lose you gotta put ON a jacket and shoes
The first one fully naked wins!
so i get most packages delivered to work
today I got a notif that my Amazon box was nearby and so it went on the security cams and watched the guy delivered it.. to the wrong address!
I had to go to the apartment building next door and ring almost everyone on the call box to get into their lobby 😭
today I got a notif that my Amazon box was nearby and so it went on the security cams and watched the guy delivered it.. to the wrong address!
I had to go to the apartment building next door and ring almost everyone on the call box to get into their lobby 😭
December 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
so i get most packages delivered to work
today I got a notif that my Amazon box was nearby and so it went on the security cams and watched the guy delivered it.. to the wrong address!
I had to go to the apartment building next door and ring almost everyone on the call box to get into their lobby 😭
today I got a notif that my Amazon box was nearby and so it went on the security cams and watched the guy delivered it.. to the wrong address!
I had to go to the apartment building next door and ring almost everyone on the call box to get into their lobby 😭
is there such thing a platonic strip poker
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM
is there such thing a platonic strip poker
also like by the way for some reason I've transformed into a Dom Top in the past 6 months.
Something has changed within me
Something has changed within me
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 AM
also like by the way for some reason I've transformed into a Dom Top in the past 6 months.
Something has changed within me
Something has changed within me
Just got home from work, it's 3am
My flight home to visit TN is at 8am
I haven't even started packing my bag and my apartment is a mess!
Wish me luck 🧡
My flight home to visit TN is at 8am
I haven't even started packing my bag and my apartment is a mess!
Wish me luck 🧡
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Just got home from work, it's 3am
My flight home to visit TN is at 8am
I haven't even started packing my bag and my apartment is a mess!
Wish me luck 🧡
My flight home to visit TN is at 8am
I haven't even started packing my bag and my apartment is a mess!
Wish me luck 🧡
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do I go out to v!ce night with my nip clamps on this week
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
do I go out to v!ce night with my nip clamps on this week
do I go out to v!ce night with my nip clamps on this week
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
do I go out to v!ce night with my nip clamps on this week
got into a little mischief last night
November 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
got into a little mischief last night
got this fun new saw shaped like a pistol.
don't forget your safety glasses!
🪚👓
don't forget your safety glasses!
🪚👓
November 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
got this fun new saw shaped like a pistol.
don't forget your safety glasses!
🪚👓
don't forget your safety glasses!
🪚👓
Just bottomed for the first time in well over a year.
went well!
went well!
November 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Just bottomed for the first time in well over a year.
went well!
went well!
wait so who is the pup that's said hi to me twice at work this weekend.. need to find him!
October 26, 2025 at 8:20 AM
wait so who is the pup that's said hi to me twice at work this weekend.. need to find him!
ever since I moved to my new apartment I've been getting all my packages delivered to my work since I don't have a mail room anymore...
and now the one time I try to get something delivered to my home it gets lost/ stolen 😭
and now the one time I try to get something delivered to my home it gets lost/ stolen 😭
October 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
ever since I moved to my new apartment I've been getting all my packages delivered to my work since I don't have a mail room anymore...
and now the one time I try to get something delivered to my home it gets lost/ stolen 😭
and now the one time I try to get something delivered to my home it gets lost/ stolen 😭
I wanna attempt no nut November again but there's like a 0% chance I make it 🤣
October 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I wanna attempt no nut November again but there's like a 0% chance I make it 🤣
super cold in my apartment today but still woke up feeling bushy.
October 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
super cold in my apartment today but still woke up feeling bushy.
My favorite part about Philly is the little corner coffee shops with an old rickety house-style door with a knob that you have to shove open in an really awkward way in front of everyone
October 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
My favorite part about Philly is the little corner coffee shops with an old rickety house-style door with a knob that you have to shove open in an really awkward way in front of everyone
always gotta take a plane bathroom cock Pic. how could you not
August 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
always gotta take a plane bathroom cock Pic. how could you not
joining random people's Spotify Jams and playing weird music is the new Airdropping memes.
This girl at the airport keeps getting frustrated that every other song is somehow Björk
This girl at the airport keeps getting frustrated that every other song is somehow Björk
August 17, 2025 at 11:24 AM
joining random people's Spotify Jams and playing weird music is the new Airdropping memes.
This girl at the airport keeps getting frustrated that every other song is somehow Björk
This girl at the airport keeps getting frustrated that every other song is somehow Björk
I have such bad travel luck. something goes wrong every single time I fly 😭 always delayed and canceled
August 17, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I have such bad travel luck. something goes wrong every single time I fly 😭 always delayed and canceled
which of y'all live in Chicago. I'm here till Wednesday! First time, show me something cool
August 17, 2025 at 7:32 AM
which of y'all live in Chicago. I'm here till Wednesday! First time, show me something cool
biking home... hangin out ;)
July 21, 2025 at 8:54 AM
biking home... hangin out ;)
I'm literally gonna buy one of those old timey alarm clocks -> ⏰
the little iphone jingles just aren't cutting it, I need something LOUD and JARRING
the little iphone jingles just aren't cutting it, I need something LOUD and JARRING
July 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I'm literally gonna buy one of those old timey alarm clocks -> ⏰
the little iphone jingles just aren't cutting it, I need something LOUD and JARRING
the little iphone jingles just aren't cutting it, I need something LOUD and JARRING
kinda random but I've been trying to go commando more often.
it's such a minor kink but I get such a thrill out of it lol. gotta love the cool air on my balls and the ever-present risk of getting an obscene boner 🦴
it's such a minor kink but I get such a thrill out of it lol. gotta love the cool air on my balls and the ever-present risk of getting an obscene boner 🦴
July 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
kinda random but I've been trying to go commando more often.
it's such a minor kink but I get such a thrill out of it lol. gotta love the cool air on my balls and the ever-present risk of getting an obscene boner 🦴
it's such a minor kink but I get such a thrill out of it lol. gotta love the cool air on my balls and the ever-present risk of getting an obscene boner 🦴