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my name is sophie be nice to me or i'll shoot you
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i found bees
July 28, 2023 at 9:39 PM
i found bees
what you mean when you say you want to be someone's puppy: collars, walkies, headpats, etc.
what i mean: eating so fast that i throw up on your kitchen floor and you have to clean it up
what i mean: eating so fast that i throw up on your kitchen floor and you have to clean it up
July 28, 2023 at 1:58 AM
what you mean when you say you want to be someone's puppy: collars, walkies, headpats, etc.
what i mean: eating so fast that i throw up on your kitchen floor and you have to clean it up
what i mean: eating so fast that i throw up on your kitchen floor and you have to clean it up
at some point I am going to have to decide to either wake up earlier than 2pm, or get rid of my "I don't do work after 2pm" rule. unfortunately I only make decisions like that during work hours and it's 2:49pm
July 27, 2023 at 6:50 PM
at some point I am going to have to decide to either wake up earlier than 2pm, or get rid of my "I don't do work after 2pm" rule. unfortunately I only make decisions like that during work hours and it's 2:49pm
they are using my cleaning properties to eliminate tgirl sweat across all realities. i am the primary antagonist
July 17, 2023 at 7:33 PM
they are using my cleaning properties to eliminate tgirl sweat across all realities. i am the primary antagonist
i am going to shoot the next person who says this. idgaf about free speech im a dog with a gun, ill fucking shoot you, aruff :3
it should be illegal to pretend to be a dog online
July 6, 2023 at 4:50 AM
i am going to shoot the next person who says this. idgaf about free speech im a dog with a gun, ill fucking shoot you, aruff :3
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Self-named Leftists love it when you show up to the meeting and you’re fuckable or a valuable social connection. They hate it when you show up hungry, miserable, abject, desperate, lonely, damaged, in need of help against the impervious fist which crushes you like the writhing bag of roaches you are
July 5, 2023 at 4:42 PM
Self-named Leftists love it when you show up to the meeting and you’re fuckable or a valuable social connection. They hate it when you show up hungry, miserable, abject, desperate, lonely, damaged, in need of help against the impervious fist which crushes you like the writhing bag of roaches you are
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*eating a sloppy joe* hehe yeah this shit fuxkin slaps i bet i could eat another
*eating a second sloppy joe* ouuuu ohhgggh hoisted by my own petard
*eating a second sloppy joe* ouuuu ohhgggh hoisted by my own petard
July 5, 2023 at 2:17 AM
*eating a sloppy joe* hehe yeah this shit fuxkin slaps i bet i could eat another
*eating a second sloppy joe* ouuuu ohhgggh hoisted by my own petard
*eating a second sloppy joe* ouuuu ohhgggh hoisted by my own petard
everytime i eat strawberries i think "there is no way this shit is real" like are they even real ? that texture?? and the color? and the way it always looks delicious but it's fruit>?? and the way it tastes like pure love? no they arent real... they cant be...
July 4, 2023 at 11:32 PM
everytime i eat strawberries i think "there is no way this shit is real" like are they even real ? that texture?? and the color? and the way it always looks delicious but it's fruit>?? and the way it tastes like pure love? no they arent real... they cant be...
hey skeeters i just got followed by a bot let's ritualistically sacrifice it to set an example
July 4, 2023 at 9:08 PM
hey skeeters i just got followed by a bot let's ritualistically sacrifice it to set an example
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I’m literally the most evil person I know on twitter :^)
July 4, 2023 at 4:11 PM
I’m literally the most evil person I know on twitter :^)
i am so cute and innocent i will literally never get banned from this website so long as i can repeatedly threaten to commit Acts of Extreme Violence in a flirtatious manner
July 3, 2023 at 9:00 PM
i am so cute and innocent i will literally never get banned from this website so long as i can repeatedly threaten to commit Acts of Extreme Violence in a flirtatious manner
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everyone always wants to look smart. This is a huge mistake. You want to look dumb. No one asks you to do anything, and you can always do what you want, and if anyone gives you trouble, you say something like "oh my gosh"
July 3, 2023 at 7:45 PM
everyone always wants to look smart. This is a huge mistake. You want to look dumb. No one asks you to do anything, and you can always do what you want, and if anyone gives you trouble, you say something like "oh my gosh"
im stealing the tonal centers from all your favorite music 🖕
July 3, 2023 at 7:44 PM
im stealing the tonal centers from all your favorite music 🖕
im actually just like soa p because beautiful women want literally nothing to do with me
July 3, 2023 at 7:35 PM
im actually just like soa p because beautiful women want literally nothing to do with me
no built in puppy reaction gifs this place SUCKS
July 2, 2023 at 12:01 AM
no built in puppy reaction gifs this place SUCKS