Tessa Valentine
@allofmylovetess.bsky.social
Content Moderator, Writer, Digital Archivist, & Community Manager｜She/They｜💜 GrinnyWeasley｜🥄🧹🌈｜N🐝｜🍳♠️｜#F3SKS & #ThanksgiveawAYY｜BLM｜ACAB｜ANTIFA｜🔔🐷👑
Reposted by Tessa Valentine
Since a jury this week correctly determined that distributing sandwiches is not a crime, federal agents are now advised that we will be delivering their orders "in a kinetically enhanced fashion" at all our locations.
Please continue to eat my ass.
Please continue to eat my ass.
November 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Since a jury this week correctly determined that distributing sandwiches is not a crime, federal agents are now advised that we will be delivering their orders "in a kinetically enhanced fashion" at all our locations.
Please continue to eat my ass.
Please continue to eat my ass.
Anyone got any ideas why TikTok hates jerboas?
June 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Anyone got any ideas why TikTok hates jerboas?
6.5k posts migrated over since 2009. Not bad, @blueark.app
a woman is sitting at a table with a #schittscreek logo on the bottom
ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with a #schittscreek logo on the bottom
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November 23, 2024 at 6:02 PM
6.5k posts migrated over since 2009. Not bad, @blueark.app
Migrating via @blueark.app soon.... suck it Elon
November 15, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Migrating via @blueark.app soon.... suck it Elon
Does anyone have any online stores that they like to shop from, similar to @TractorSupply but without the racism, homophobia, transphobia, islamophobia, and general alt right and neo Nazi rhetoric?
November 16, 2024 at 8:52 AM
Does anyone have any online stores that they like to shop from, similar to @TractorSupply but without the racism, homophobia, transphobia, islamophobia, and general alt right and neo Nazi rhetoric?
Hey @GrubHub I beg of you, please let me get reimbursements for multiple things. No donuts so they reimburse it but I can't reimburse the coffee that they got wrong completely because there's already a pending reimbursement for the donuts that they didn't have 🙄
November 16, 2024 at 8:52 AM
Hey @GrubHub I beg of you, please let me get reimbursements for multiple things. No donuts so they reimburse it but I can't reimburse the coffee that they got wrong completely because there's already a pending reimbursement for the donuts that they didn't have 🙄
Love the birthday emails I get from companies like @Dove! It's what I've always wanted! 😐
November 16, 2024 at 8:59 AM
Love the birthday emails I get from companies like @Dove! It's what I've always wanted! 😐
I'm gonna put this out there in hopes it finds her. In the 1990s, my parents sponsored a child through Compassion International. She called my mom, Aunt Jan and my dad, Uncle Steven. Her first name was Sunitha. She wanted to be a doctor and loved playing with her soccer ball.
November 16, 2024 at 9:07 AM
I'm gonna put this out there in hopes it finds her. In the 1990s, my parents sponsored a child through Compassion International. She called my mom, Aunt Jan and my dad, Uncle Steven. Her first name was Sunitha. She wanted to be a doctor and loved playing with her soccer ball.
Nordstrom cancelled my order days after I placed it? Trash ahh company, I swear.
November 16, 2024 at 9:07 AM
Nordstrom cancelled my order days after I placed it? Trash ahh company, I swear.
*deep sigh* Classic EA.
I go to log into my #Sims4 for the first time in legit months and somehow many of the packs I've purchased in the past are in fact now purchasable again and removed from my game.
When I say I'm tired of this hell game, y'all...
I go to log into my #Sims4 for the first time in legit months and somehow many of the packs I've purchased in the past are in fact now purchasable again and removed from my game.
When I say I'm tired of this hell game, y'all...
November 16, 2024 at 9:15 AM
*deep sigh* Classic EA.
I go to log into my #Sims4 for the first time in legit months and somehow many of the packs I've purchased in the past are in fact now purchasable again and removed from my game.
When I say I'm tired of this hell game, y'all...
I go to log into my #Sims4 for the first time in legit months and somehow many of the packs I've purchased in the past are in fact now purchasable again and removed from my game.
When I say I'm tired of this hell game, y'all...
Didn't his ass release a "believe victims and don't frame yourself in the situation" post and then when it's his buddy suddenly he wasn't believing victims until there was irrefutable proof and then he made it about how it hurt HIM?! Ohmygod, this fuckin kid needs a time out.
November 16, 2024 at 9:22 AM
Didn't his ass release a "believe victims and don't frame yourself in the situation" post and then when it's his buddy suddenly he wasn't believing victims until there was irrefutable proof and then he made it about how it hurt HIM?! Ohmygod, this fuckin kid needs a time out.
Oh lookie, there's the damage control tour we all saw coming from a mile away. When I tell you there are a LOT of content creators you need to be wary of, I fully mean it.
November 16, 2024 at 9:30 AM
Oh lookie, there's the damage control tour we all saw coming from a mile away. When I tell you there are a LOT of content creators you need to be wary of, I fully mean it.
Reposted by Tessa Valentine
In light of the photoshop debacle, I’m required to post this classic by Patrick Freyne of The Irish Times:
March 11, 2024 at 4:56 PM
In light of the photoshop debacle, I’m required to post this classic by Patrick Freyne of The Irish Times:
Does anyone know of a storm monitor that covers Ohio, similar to Ryan Hall?
November 16, 2024 at 9:38 AM
Does anyone know of a storm monitor that covers Ohio, similar to Ryan Hall?
Reposted by Tessa Valentine
Daily Kos Management expects the Guild to take the fall, again
February 24, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Daily Kos Management expects the Guild to take the fall, again
Get you some friends that give you the Christmas gift of a video of @JoeyRichter thanking you for introducing your friends to StarKid and being his genuinely wonderful self.
@AnoMollyTwitch and @Sparafucile_42, you two are fantastic and I adore you. Merry Christmas!
@AnoMollyTwitch and @Sparafucile_42, you two are fantastic and I adore you. Merry Christmas!
November 16, 2024 at 9:38 AM
Get you some friends that give you the Christmas gift of a video of @JoeyRichter thanking you for introducing your friends to StarKid and being his genuinely wonderful self.
@AnoMollyTwitch and @Sparafucile_42, you two are fantastic and I adore you. Merry Christmas!
@AnoMollyTwitch and @Sparafucile_42, you two are fantastic and I adore you. Merry Christmas!
Here we see Katie showing a common way that forced birthers try to pretend personal choice is what pro-choice means. We don't care what anyone's personal choice is, we just don't want the government deciding for anyone what to do with their own damn bodies.
November 16, 2024 at 9:46 AM
Here we see Katie showing a common way that forced birthers try to pretend personal choice is what pro-choice means. We don't care what anyone's personal choice is, we just don't want the government deciding for anyone what to do with their own damn bodies.
How the hell I managed to order a quart of milk and my Kroger delivery shopper gets me three but there's no way for me to find the original order to confirm I didn't mess up or they didn't try and screw me over...
November 16, 2024 at 9:46 AM
How the hell I managed to order a quart of milk and my Kroger delivery shopper gets me three but there's no way for me to find the original order to confirm I didn't mess up or they didn't try and screw me over...
Small town Ohio village administrators harassing people round... whatever we're on now
November 16, 2024 at 9:55 AM
Small town Ohio village administrators harassing people round... whatever we're on now
Just a reminder that it is 2023 and Flint, Michigan still doesn't have clean water
November 16, 2024 at 10:04 AM
Just a reminder that it is 2023 and Flint, Michigan still doesn't have clean water
A giveaway has started for a copy of Desperados III in my Discord and will end in 24 hours! #ThanksgiveawAYY2023
[Discord: <a href="http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]
[https://store.steampowered.com/app/610370/Desperados_III/]
[Discord: <a href="http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]
[https://store.steampowered.com/app/610370/Desperados_III/]
Discord - Group Chat That’s All Fun & Games
Discord is great for playing games and chilling with frie...
http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]
November 16, 2024 at 10:12 AM
A giveaway has started for a copy of Desperados III in my Discord and will end in 24 hours! #ThanksgiveawAYY2023
[Discord: <a href="http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]
[https://store.steampowered.com/app/610370/Desperados_III/]
[Discord: <a href="http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]
[https://store.steampowered.com/app/610370/Desperados_III/]
A giveaway has started for a copy of Crusader Kings III in my Discord and will end in 24 hours! #ThanksgiveawAYY2023
[Discord: <a href="http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]
[https://store.steampowered.com/app/1158310/Crusader_Kings_III/]
[Discord: <a href="http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]
[https://store.steampowered.com/app/1158310/Crusader_Kings_III/]
Discord - Group Chat That’s All Fun & Games
Discord is great for playing games and chilling with frie...
http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]
November 16, 2024 at 10:20 AM
A giveaway has started for a copy of Crusader Kings III in my Discord and will end in 24 hours! #ThanksgiveawAYY2023
[Discord: <a href="http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]
[https://store.steampowered.com/app/1158310/Crusader_Kings_III/]
[Discord: <a href="http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]
[https://store.steampowered.com/app/1158310/Crusader_Kings_III/]
A giveaway has started for a copy of TOEM in my Discord and will end in 24 hours! #ThanksgiveawAYY2023
[Discord: <a href="http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]
[https://store.steampowered.com/app/1307580/TOEM/]
[Discord: <a href="http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]
[https://store.steampowered.com/app/1307580/TOEM/]
Discord - Group Chat That’s All Fun & Games
Discord is great for playing games and chilling with frie...
http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]
November 16, 2024 at 10:28 AM
A giveaway has started for a copy of TOEM in my Discord and will end in 24 hours! #ThanksgiveawAYY2023
[Discord: <a href="http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]
[https://store.steampowered.com/app/1307580/TOEM/]
[Discord: <a href="http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]
[https://store.steampowered.com/app/1307580/TOEM/]
A giveaway has started for a copy of Guts and Glory in my Discord and will end in 24 hours! #ThanksgiveawAYY2023
[Discord: <a href="http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]
[https://store.steampowered.com/app/537340/Guts_and_Glory/]
[Discord: <a href="http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]
[https://store.steampowered.com/app/537340/Guts_and_Glory/]
Discord - Group Chat That’s All Fun & Games
Discord is great for playing games and chilling with frie...
http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]
November 16, 2024 at 10:36 AM
A giveaway has started for a copy of Guts and Glory in my Discord and will end in 24 hours! #ThanksgiveawAYY2023
[Discord: <a href="http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]
[https://store.steampowered.com/app/537340/Guts_and_Glory/]
[Discord: <a href="http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]
[https://store.steampowered.com/app/537340/Guts_and_Glory/]
A giveaway has started for a copy of Fallout: A Post Nuclear Role Playing Game in my Discord and will end in 24 hours! #ThanksgiveawAYY2023
[Discord: <a href="http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]
[https://store.steampowered.com/app/38400/Fallout_A_Post_Nuclear_Role_Playing_Game/]
[Discord: <a href="http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]
[https://store.steampowered.com/app/38400/Fallout_A_Post_Nuclear_Role_Playing_Game/]
Discord - Group Chat That’s All Fun & Games
Discord is great for playing games and chilling with frie...
http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]
November 16, 2024 at 10:44 AM
A giveaway has started for a copy of Fallout: A Post Nuclear Role Playing Game in my Discord and will end in 24 hours! #ThanksgiveawAYY2023
[Discord: <a href="http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]
[https://store.steampowered.com/app/38400/Fallout_A_Post_Nuclear_Role_Playing_Game/]
[Discord: <a href="http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://discord.gg/QRJWjnD]
[https://store.steampowered.com/app/38400/Fallout_A_Post_Nuclear_Role_Playing_Game/]