Allison Kemp
@allisonkemp.bsky.social
A sucker for stories about music. 🎶 Strong feelings about bodily autonomy and civil rights. She/her.
Only took Duolingo 356 days to finally teach something I can practice irl. Voici passive aggressive French.
December 31, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Only took Duolingo 356 days to finally teach something I can practice irl. Voici passive aggressive French.
Made lemon ricotta cookies for the first time because I had ricotta I needed to use. I will 💯 buy too much ricotta on purpose next time just for the cookies.
December 14, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Made lemon ricotta cookies for the first time because I had ricotta I needed to use. I will 💯 buy too much ricotta on purpose next time just for the cookies.
Kid2 brought the first irl loud laughter of the day! omg 😆
![Screenshot of a text from my daughter that says:
"I've been doing both
Spanish and the music lessons on Duolingo. Tell me why in this music lesson they had me play the "bring my parents back" song that's about how duo kidnapped this kid's parents because he wasn't practicing enough"
I replied with the gif that says
[LOUD LAUGHTER] under Megan Mullally throwing her head back laughing.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:a6gndhfqhwjqxrosb4ztqyu5/bafkreigpi626u3s4ymgykzmovfnymkj6wx4rlk7lph2w3nv33eddyx7ssq@jpeg)
December 9, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Kid2 brought the first irl loud laughter of the day! omg 😆
My Christmas outfit is here!
December 3, 2024 at 6:25 PM
My Christmas outfit is here!
Duolingo has French music lessons?! (Also, bite me, Duo, I did 3231 lessons so take your passive aggressive crocodile tears somewhere else.)
December 3, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Duolingo has French music lessons?! (Also, bite me, Duo, I did 3231 lessons so take your passive aggressive crocodile tears somewhere else.)
New Wintersleep! 🎶🎶🎶
November 20, 2024 at 2:56 PM
New Wintersleep! 🎶🎶🎶
I've been thinking about this Tiktok discussing vertical vs horizontal morality for two straight days. 🤔
November 12, 2024 at 7:20 PM
I've been thinking about this Tiktok discussing vertical vs horizontal morality for two straight days. 🤔
Now I can order food and ask whether you're a Belgian guitar player! Progress!
October 27, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Now I can order food and ask whether you're a Belgian guitar player! Progress!
I was fact checked. 🤣
October 24, 2024 at 4:33 PM
I was fact checked. 🤣
There I was, watching a Steve Martin documentary and minding my own business, when I spotted my own doppelganger. Wild and crazy, guys!
April 23, 2024 at 11:13 PM
There I was, watching a Steve Martin documentary and minding my own business, when I spotted my own doppelganger. Wild and crazy, guys!
Hahahahahaha, thanks for this morning's laugh However Long Ago Me.
January 23, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Hahahahahaha, thanks for this morning's laugh However Long Ago Me.
Merry Happy New Year, friends. 2023 was full of surprises, wasn't it? Here's to 2024, which I hope brings health & happiness, and peace & love. Eat the rich.
January 1, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Merry Happy New Year, friends. 2023 was full of surprises, wasn't it? Here's to 2024, which I hope brings health & happiness, and peace & love. Eat the rich.
Big thanks to 2013 Me for today's laugh.
December 18, 2023 at 12:28 AM
Big thanks to 2013 Me for today's laugh.
A glorious day to wait in line with a bunch of people with excellent music taste! Pearl Jam/Inhaler in 9 short hours! 😍😍😍😍
September 18, 2023 at 3:38 PM
A glorious day to wait in line with a bunch of people with excellent music taste! Pearl Jam/Inhaler in 9 short hours! 😍😍😍😍
I'm killing it, basically.
August 29, 2023 at 11:13 AM
I'm killing it, basically.
Okay, now THAT is funny.
August 21, 2023 at 5:19 PM
Okay, now THAT is funny.
Dude in line for Counting Crows next to me, unironically. "That oughta be a parking lot."
Me: Ooh, bop-bop
Him:
Me: Pave paradise?
Him:
Me: Big Yellow Taxi?
Him:
Me:
Him: Because parking here sucks.
Me:
Me: Ooh, bop-bop
Him:
Me: Pave paradise?
Him:
Me: Big Yellow Taxi?
Him:
Me:
Him: Because parking here sucks.
Me:
August 19, 2023 at 8:36 PM
Dude in line for Counting Crows next to me, unironically. "That oughta be a parking lot."
Me: Ooh, bop-bop
Him:
Me: Pave paradise?
Him:
Me: Big Yellow Taxi?
Him:
Me:
Him: Because parking here sucks.
Me:
Me: Ooh, bop-bop
Him:
Me: Pave paradise?
Him:
Me: Big Yellow Taxi?
Him:
Me:
Him: Because parking here sucks.
Me: