Allison Hantschel
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Media for DAME magazine. She/her. Co-founder, First-Draft.com. Alumna of The Daily Cardinal.
Slade can't hang.
November 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Slade can't hang.
There wasn't even a police escort at first. This is just growing. Daisy Buchanan is here too:
October 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
There wasn't even a police escort at first. This is just growing. Daisy Buchanan is here too:
People tried marching but the 12-block route just turned into a circle. Too many people. Cars honking, driving by with their signs, crowd going apeshit when a semi blew its horn. This is a very blue area. I have never seen anything like this.
October 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
People tried marching but the 12-block route just turned into a circle. Too many people. Cars honking, driving by with their signs, crowd going apeshit when a semi blew its horn. This is a very blue area. I have never seen anything like this.
There are at least 2500 in my neighborhood ALONE.
October 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
There are at least 2500 in my neighborhood ALONE.
City's mood at the moment:
October 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
City's mood at the moment:
Congrats to the Sunday Times for finding the absolute worst way to inform anybody.
WHOSE FUCKING POLITICS, GUYS? WHOSE BLAME?
WHOSE FUCKING POLITICS, GUYS? WHOSE BLAME?
October 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Congrats to the Sunday Times for finding the absolute worst way to inform anybody.
WHOSE FUCKING POLITICS, GUYS? WHOSE BLAME?
WHOSE FUCKING POLITICS, GUYS? WHOSE BLAME?
This is Norm, everybody. He's moving out!
September 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
This is Norm, everybody. He's moving out!
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
September 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
Everything seems awful. Have this.
July 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Everything seems awful. Have this.
Behold my land seal, the dumbest lard on earth, the best round striped boy:
July 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Behold my land seal, the dumbest lard on earth, the best round striped boy:
"the dignity of human life"
June 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
"the dignity of human life"
This animal screams at me every single second I'm not petting her. But she pretty.
June 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
This animal screams at me every single second I'm not petting her. But she pretty.
Caturday with Ada Byron Lovelace who thinks I shouldn't go to work but requires the fancy food so I have to.
June 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Caturday with Ada Byron Lovelace who thinks I shouldn't go to work but requires the fancy food so I have to.
Look at this fat idiot.
June 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Look at this fat idiot.
Up top is Ada. Below her (in every way as far as she's concerned) is Slade.
June 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Up top is Ada. Below her (in every way as far as she's concerned) is Slade.
Downtown Chicago:
June 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Downtown Chicago: