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I’m crabby.
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I'll never forgive my fellow Americans for electing this utter piece of shit. They enabled an entire government full of the worst human beings imaginable and most Americans are too ignorant to even understand what they've done.
October 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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“It actually doesn’t take much to be considered a difficult woman. That’s why there are so many of us.”
― Jane Goodall

💙 RIP to a real one. My childhood hero
October 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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🙏 💚
October 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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“Whatchoo need? I got big bones, I got small bones, I got rawhides, I got chew toys - and not the cheap shit, either. It takes a week or two to get the friggin’ squeakers outta these bad boys.”
October 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
Give him beer and Wi-Fi, and he forgets fish ever existed.
October 2, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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Thanks for having more problems than me. I feel better already.
October 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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[letter to vitamin company]

So your ad said that this supplement "helps with memory loss" but I'm still remembering stuff
October 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Investors are spooked because Trump’s government looks increasingly unreliable. They’re hedging against a drawn-out shutdown.

📌 Investors dumped U.S. assets overnight in favor of gold, Bitcoin, and foreign stocks as the government shutdown leaves Wall Street “flying blind.”
October 2, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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Don’t let Republicans gaslight you into believing that Trump isn’t planning on unleashing our military on US citizens.

He flat out said the military should use cities as “training grounds” to combat the “war from within.” This is code for it’s ok to shoot or harm anyone who protests against him.
October 2, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Every media outlet and talking head that ever published a puff piece which normalized the abhorrent Stephen Miller can go to hell
Stephen Miller tells law enforcement in MEMPHIS: “You are unleashed”
October 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Portland going off-script in Turnip’s war. #portlandWarZone

www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
‘Emergency’ World Naked Bike Ride planned in Portland
The announcement comes in response to Trump's "militarization of our city."
www.oregonlive.com
October 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
When I gave birth to my first kid I needed an emergency C-section. By time they got started, the epidural was wearing off. I screamed and puked from the first cut until they closed me up.

Living through 2025 feels worse.
October 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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We are about to confirm a bunch of lifetime appointments to the federal bench fyi.
November 19, 2024 at 1:08 AM
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The impossible standards to which black women are held vs the non-existent standards for white men who are DEMONSTRABLE failures.
"While pundits have busied themselves over the past 10 days nitpicking Kamala Harris’s campaign, one thing is abundantly clear: She was held to the highest standards of leadership while Trump was held to no standard at all."
Kamala Harris’s hidden barrier
Her rise and fall illustrates the Glass Cliff.
www.publicnotice.co
November 17, 2024 at 7:27 PM
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I’m sorry but I had to do it.
🤣🍆💦🤪
November 16, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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*Stretches*
*Listens to the pleasant silence*

Suuure feels like a whole lotta reply guys discovering no one owes them discourse 🤣🤣🤣
November 16, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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This place feels like moving into a new home and having to use a bowl to drink your first coffee because you haven’t found the mugs yet

But you love it and the mugs are around somewhere
November 15, 2024 at 10:28 AM
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Who made this? Ahahaha
November 15, 2024 at 7:52 PM
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November 10, 2024 at 7:15 PM
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November 10, 2024 at 2:39 AM
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Turns out, it wasn’t Twitter/X we loved, it was each other.

I can’t wait to see that platform collapse.
November 10, 2024 at 1:04 PM
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Aroma therapy.
November 11, 2024 at 12:30 AM