Alliecat
@alliecatmb.bsky.social
Manitoba gal, loving the blueskies!
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filling my weekly pill organizer with one pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small and the ones that mother gives you don’t do anything at all
November 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
filling my weekly pill organizer with one pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small and the ones that mother gives you don’t do anything at all
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they’re fortifying me with riboflavin later today
November 22, 2025 at 9:09 AM
they’re fortifying me with riboflavin later today
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I saw a Labubu on a Hermès bag and suddenly understood why rich people should be studied, not admired.
November 9, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I saw a Labubu on a Hermès bag and suddenly understood why rich people should be studied, not admired.
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Every day we see an article like "the president announces a 147% tariff on the moon" or "the speaker of the house spent hours alone with a 14-year-old girl" or "the military just killed 3 subsistence farmers in Uruguay, accusing them of being drug lords" but somehow we're supposed to not go insane
November 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Every day we see an article like "the president announces a 147% tariff on the moon" or "the speaker of the house spent hours alone with a 14-year-old girl" or "the military just killed 3 subsistence farmers in Uruguay, accusing them of being drug lords" but somehow we're supposed to not go insane
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wife: rough day at work?
me: I always dreamed of combining two sports, but Jockey Hockey is a total failure
wife: horses couldn't handle the ice?
me: *loading shotgun* they could not
me: I always dreamed of combining two sports, but Jockey Hockey is a total failure
wife: horses couldn't handle the ice?
me: *loading shotgun* they could not
September 14, 2023 at 2:34 PM
wife: rough day at work?
me: I always dreamed of combining two sports, but Jockey Hockey is a total failure
wife: horses couldn't handle the ice?
me: *loading shotgun* they could not
me: I always dreamed of combining two sports, but Jockey Hockey is a total failure
wife: horses couldn't handle the ice?
me: *loading shotgun* they could not
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Racoon: what is this stuff?
Me: it’s our garbage
Racoon: it’s delicious, I understand why you chase me away from it, do you eat it?
Me: no we’re trying to get rid of it
Racoon: ok I guess I don’t fucking understand at all then
Me: it’s our garbage
Racoon: it’s delicious, I understand why you chase me away from it, do you eat it?
Me: no we’re trying to get rid of it
Racoon: ok I guess I don’t fucking understand at all then
October 4, 2023 at 5:03 PM
Racoon: what is this stuff?
Me: it’s our garbage
Racoon: it’s delicious, I understand why you chase me away from it, do you eat it?
Me: no we’re trying to get rid of it
Racoon: ok I guess I don’t fucking understand at all then
Me: it’s our garbage
Racoon: it’s delicious, I understand why you chase me away from it, do you eat it?
Me: no we’re trying to get rid of it
Racoon: ok I guess I don’t fucking understand at all then
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All of my neighbors pumpkins "disappeared" this morning and they're all blaming me because my pet hippo Chompers got loose again.
October 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
All of my neighbors pumpkins "disappeared" this morning and they're all blaming me because my pet hippo Chompers got loose again.
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Im brave, Im confident, I understand basic traffic rules.
- me preparing for Costco today.
- me preparing for Costco today.
October 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Im brave, Im confident, I understand basic traffic rules.
- me preparing for Costco today.
- me preparing for Costco today.
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How to pronounce acetaminophen:
ree-LEESE thuh EPP-steen FYLES
ree-LEESE thuh EPP-steen FYLES
September 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
How to pronounce acetaminophen:
ree-LEESE thuh EPP-steen FYLES
ree-LEESE thuh EPP-steen FYLES
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Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene
RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*
A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”
Person watching on tv: well if they say so
RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*
A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”
Person watching on tv: well if they say so
September 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene
RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*
A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”
Person watching on tv: well if they say so
RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*
A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”
Person watching on tv: well if they say so
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Everything that happened last night came back to Phillip all at once. He was now pretty sure he knew just exactly what he’d do for a Klondike Bar, and he really hoped there weren’t any pictures.
September 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Everything that happened last night came back to Phillip all at once. He was now pretty sure he knew just exactly what he’d do for a Klondike Bar, and he really hoped there weren’t any pictures.
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Hotel California concierge (on phone): Uh huh. Yes. I see. Have you...please stop screaming sir... have you tried stabbing it with your steely knives?
September 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Hotel California concierge (on phone): Uh huh. Yes. I see. Have you...please stop screaming sir... have you tried stabbing it with your steely knives?
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CBS: Epstein Survivors
NBC: Epstein Survivors
ABC: Epstein Survivors
CNN: Epstein Survivors
WE: Epstein Survivors
Hallmark: Epstein Survivors
Survivor Channel: Epstein Survivors
Fox News: Is “K-POP Demon Hunters” turning your into a Satanist?
NBC: Epstein Survivors
ABC: Epstein Survivors
CNN: Epstein Survivors
WE: Epstein Survivors
Hallmark: Epstein Survivors
Survivor Channel: Epstein Survivors
Fox News: Is “K-POP Demon Hunters” turning your into a Satanist?
September 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
CBS: Epstein Survivors
NBC: Epstein Survivors
ABC: Epstein Survivors
CNN: Epstein Survivors
WE: Epstein Survivors
Hallmark: Epstein Survivors
Survivor Channel: Epstein Survivors
Fox News: Is “K-POP Demon Hunters” turning your into a Satanist?
NBC: Epstein Survivors
ABC: Epstein Survivors
CNN: Epstein Survivors
WE: Epstein Survivors
Hallmark: Epstein Survivors
Survivor Channel: Epstein Survivors
Fox News: Is “K-POP Demon Hunters” turning your into a Satanist?
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Imagine being such a huge piece of shit that you make Rand Paul and Marjorie Taylor Greene seem like reasonable people. 🤯
September 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Imagine being such a huge piece of shit that you make Rand Paul and Marjorie Taylor Greene seem like reasonable people. 🤯
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Bob Odenkirk on Seth Meyers’ podcast: “Winnipeg is an amazing, interesting place.”His favorite spot? Wolseley. That’s right—Saul Goodman knows what’s good. 😎 #WolseleyWins #WinnipegLove
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk and says that 's my legal opinion
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk and says that 's my legal opinion
media.tenor.com
August 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Bob Odenkirk on Seth Meyers’ podcast: “Winnipeg is an amazing, interesting place.”His favorite spot? Wolseley. That’s right—Saul Goodman knows what’s good. 😎 #WolseleyWins #WinnipegLove
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Doctor: Your wrist pain is from repetitive motion. Can you stop doing it at work?
[Cut to me doing the jerkoff gesture thru every conference call]
Me: Sadly, no
[Cut to me doing the jerkoff gesture thru every conference call]
Me: Sadly, no
March 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Doctor: Your wrist pain is from repetitive motion. Can you stop doing it at work?
[Cut to me doing the jerkoff gesture thru every conference call]
Me: Sadly, no
[Cut to me doing the jerkoff gesture thru every conference call]
Me: Sadly, no
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at home, lounging comfortably, surrounded by lip balms: ah, life is good
away from home, nary a balm in sight, lips becoming more parched by the second: how could i let this happen
away from home, nary a balm in sight, lips becoming more parched by the second: how could i let this happen
May 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
at home, lounging comfortably, surrounded by lip balms: ah, life is good
away from home, nary a balm in sight, lips becoming more parched by the second: how could i let this happen
away from home, nary a balm in sight, lips becoming more parched by the second: how could i let this happen
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Good night 😴
War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is.
Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.
Benjamin Franklin
War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is.
Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.
Benjamin Franklin
May 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Good night 😴
War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is.
Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.
Benjamin Franklin
War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is.
Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.
Benjamin Franklin
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We're bringing back dumb shit from the 1920's like measles when we could be bringing back cool shit like makeup for yout knees
April 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
We're bringing back dumb shit from the 1920's like measles when we could be bringing back cool shit like makeup for yout knees
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Applebee’s new slogan is concerning
April 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Applebee’s new slogan is concerning
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Sorceress: because of your arrogance i am turning you into a beast
Prince: oh no
Sorceress: and your servants into household items
Mrs Potts: oh no
Consorts: oh no
Lumierre: oh no
John: OH NO
Prince: oh no
Sorceress: and your servants into household items
Mrs Potts: oh no
Consorts: oh no
Lumierre: oh no
John: OH NO
April 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Sorceress: because of your arrogance i am turning you into a beast
Prince: oh no
Sorceress: and your servants into household items
Mrs Potts: oh no
Consorts: oh no
Lumierre: oh no
John: OH NO
Prince: oh no
Sorceress: and your servants into household items
Mrs Potts: oh no
Consorts: oh no
Lumierre: oh no
John: OH NO
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Forget slogans.
Or expensive wraps on jets.
THIS is what leadership sounds like. #mbpoli #manitoba #cdnpoli
youtube.com/shorts/LVmdu...
Or expensive wraps on jets.
THIS is what leadership sounds like. #mbpoli #manitoba #cdnpoli
youtube.com/shorts/LVmdu...
This is what leadership sounds like.
YouTube video by Tod Maffin
youtube.com
March 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Forget slogans.
Or expensive wraps on jets.
THIS is what leadership sounds like. #mbpoli #manitoba #cdnpoli
youtube.com/shorts/LVmdu...
Or expensive wraps on jets.
THIS is what leadership sounds like. #mbpoli #manitoba #cdnpoli
youtube.com/shorts/LVmdu...