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AllenWoody
@allenwoody.bsky.social
Writer. Reader. Court Jester.

Find my 18+ #erotica on Literotica. Non-consent/reluctance, Sci-Fi/Fantasy, and humor.

Cautiously considering commissions and co-writing of a carnal character.
Aye ‘twas a bawdy tale!
February 20, 2025 at 1:48 PM
My process:
1: Open document
2: Read through, making two minor edits
3: Stare at the last paragraph
4: Add one new sentence, maybe two
5: Stare again
February 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Has your style of describing orgasms evolved? I find myself writing fewer "Nnnn, aaaaah"s and more, "He gripped her thighs with even greater strength as the first spurt of cum raced out and orgasm swallowed him whole. He was lost entirely to bliss."
February 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I just finished The King Must Die a couple of months ago and now I'm on The Bull From The Sea. Great books!
February 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I've read very good things about this book.
February 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Confirmed: From the WaPo article, Apple delayed rolling out their end-to-end encryption offering during the first Trump administration when the FBI asked for similar access.
February 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Didn't the US try to strong arm Apple into doing the same thing a few years back?
February 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Congrats!
February 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I believe the fast turnaround reflects that your previous submissions have been within the bounds and of high quality.
January 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I only ever see Kingfishers when I’m kayaking. Gorgeous birds.
January 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Yes, good catch with the help of @bazzleauthor.bsky.social
January 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Wow! This is so beautiful.
January 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Why are none of them on that one lower wire? What’s wrong with it? Spread out!!!
December 31, 2024 at 10:03 PM
I like ‘A’. It suggests a more open environment, more setting, more space for the imagination.
December 31, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Just a little, I promise. Nothing you can’t cover up for the NYE party.
December 31, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Republicans love whoever their current crush is. These days it’s Trump, even though he dodged the draft. Before that I remember seeing a poll about who the best ever president was and it was W Bush beating out among others, Reagan and Washington. It’s whoever’s wearing red.
December 30, 2024 at 1:22 PM
I am strongly anti-bedroom-TV. For me, at least, the bedroom should be for sleeping (or doing other things that end up making me sleepy).

Watching TV there, I worry, would give my subconscious the idea that it doesn’t need to sleep right now.
December 29, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Plot twist: The Prince’s men abuse their orders, instead claiming that they need to test women through more conventional intimate acts. Orgies ensue.
December 29, 2024 at 1:32 AM