Allen Rein
@allenarrr.bsky.social
Singer/songwriter, corporate ops, contributor to McSweeneys. Also @trumpsties. (he/him)
The only time I want to hear a President say, "Here we go!" is when Barack Obama and I are riding Space Mountain together and approaching the first hill.
September 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The only time I want to hear a President say, "Here we go!" is when Barack Obama and I are riding Space Mountain together and approaching the first hill.
Hard to believe the Republican party used to fight for smaller government.
September 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Hard to believe the Republican party used to fight for smaller government.
Me showing up to your party.
August 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Me showing up to your party.
Union Station, Chicago.
August 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Union Station, Chicago.
The Chicago River and the gathering storm.
July 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The Chicago River and the gathering storm.
Roses can’t read,
Nor can our nation,
Nor can our nation,
July 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Roses can’t read,
Nor can our nation,
Nor can our nation,
Roses are dead
MAGA’s an abscess
MAGA’s an abscess
July 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Roses are dead
MAGA’s an abscess
MAGA’s an abscess
Back to having fun with the grifters.
May 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Back to having fun with the grifters.
Having a little fun with the phishers.
May 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Having a little fun with the phishers.
Finally some good news.
May 9, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Finally some good news.
The recycling bin is almost full.
May 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The recycling bin is almost full.
Because if there’s one thing we have way too much of, it’s health.
March 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Because if there’s one thing we have way too much of, it’s health.
It’s been five years since lockdown began, which means it’s been five years since I started covering my friends’ songs as my own a cappella group.
March 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
It’s been five years since lockdown began, which means it’s been five years since I started covering my friends’ songs as my own a cappella group.
Look how fucking embarrassed it is.
March 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Look how fucking embarrassed it is.
I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again: Iowa can go suck three dry fucks.
March 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again: Iowa can go suck three dry fucks.
You and me waiting out the winter.
January 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
You and me waiting out the winter.
When the sketch artist fucking brings it.
January 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
When the sketch artist fucking brings it.
You think you're having a rough morning? Look at what Mrs. Pig of Busytown is serving her family.
December 3, 2024 at 3:42 PM
You think you're having a rough morning? Look at what Mrs. Pig of Busytown is serving her family.
Saved you some pie.
December 2, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Saved you some pie.
The four elements.
November 19, 2024 at 2:12 PM
The four elements.
Omens don’t really ex—
November 13, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Omens don’t really ex—