Carl and I celebrated our thirteenth anniversary last night! (The actual day was on Tuesday.) I can't believe our marriage is a teenager! We did our annual anniversaryception pic, of course. Thirteen years down; infinity more to go! I love this man even more than I love art and animals. Combined. 🥰

Please welcome Tom Baaalland and Zendoeya to the world! They're the first kids born here at Etheridge Farm. They arrived early this afternoon. Both they and their mom, Diane Bleaton, are doing well. I am in love. 😍😍😍

I found this comment in the wilds of Facebook, and I can't stop laughing. Good job, dad!

I guess I'm doing the thing. I'm currently spending all my time staring at a goat vulva and waiting for her to give birth. Here's photographic evidence, since I have to make sure everyone here knows who I am right from the start. I'm the woman who posts caprine butt pictures. Hi.