@all-rush-mix-tape.bsky.social
Avs fan, sports acknowledger, friend of the show. I told a funny joke once but haven't been back to the top of the mountain since. Shitposter. Brings nothing to the conversation, except maybe snacks. Winner of the All Rush Mix Tape Peace Prize.
I've never seen a better reason to send a lot of young men off to die in a foreign war other than when we don't, they stick around to become a bunch of whiny little bitches who blame all their failures on others and call it a "masculinity crisis."
December 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I've never seen a better reason to send a lot of young men off to die in a foreign war other than when we don't, they stick around to become a bunch of whiny little bitches who blame all their failures on others and call it a "masculinity crisis."
I expected it to work because I'm superstitious, but that's some timing.
December 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I expected it to work because I'm superstitious, but that's some timing.
Just a thing of beauty:
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Just a thing of beauty:
Some of you can go ahead and save the tired old joke of having to scroll past stories of grandma's escape from alien invaders before every recipe that's required by Google's SEO rules to rank. This button has been on every legit food blog for a decade so you can enjoy your free, tested recipes.
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Some of you can go ahead and save the tired old joke of having to scroll past stories of grandma's escape from alien invaders before every recipe that's required by Google's SEO rules to rank. This button has been on every legit food blog for a decade so you can enjoy your free, tested recipes.
I feel like I should get some kind of reward for being the Obvious Joke's 1-millionth customer.
November 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I feel like I should get some kind of reward for being the Obvious Joke's 1-millionth customer.
I don't get the concern. When the Craig movies started, Bond wasn't even a Double-O yet, but somehow still took orders from an M (same actress) who once berated Bond for being a relic of the Cold War. Craig's Bond put the character's lore in the blender in many ways. Just start over again.
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I don't get the concern. When the Craig movies started, Bond wasn't even a Double-O yet, but somehow still took orders from an M (same actress) who once berated Bond for being a relic of the Cold War. Craig's Bond put the character's lore in the blender in many ways. Just start over again.
Right, like any real man would ever part with his box of random cables.
November 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Right, like any real man would ever part with his box of random cables.
Ah hell yeah. It's like I never left college.
November 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Ah hell yeah. It's like I never left college.
Who's the cat that won't cop out, where there's danger all about?
November 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Who's the cat that won't cop out, where there's danger all about?
You can see Mr. Larimore's reaction when hit by the sandwich ...
November 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
You can see Mr. Larimore's reaction when hit by the sandwich ...
Dragon wishes you all a Happy Halloween!
November 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Dragon wishes you all a Happy Halloween!
Sampo Ranta ...
October 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Sampo Ranta ...
GPS says they're somewhere in this area:
October 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
GPS says they're somewhere in this area:
He's only a couple of years away from ditching the booth in favor of touring with Stills, Nash and Young.
October 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
He's only a couple of years away from ditching the booth in favor of touring with Stills, Nash and Young.
Alright Yahoo Sports fantasy hockey league, it's time to stop doing my boy Zeev dirty.
October 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Alright Yahoo Sports fantasy hockey league, it's time to stop doing my boy Zeev dirty.
I'm glad my favorite sport has a salary cap and floor instead of this completely non-competitive mess.
October 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I'm glad my favorite sport has a salary cap and floor instead of this completely non-competitive mess.
The 2022 run had some absolute gems. Dave Foley's face in the post-apocalyptic DJ sketch is now an almost daily feeling for me.
October 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The 2022 run had some absolute gems. Dave Foley's face in the post-apocalyptic DJ sketch is now an almost daily feeling for me.
So, this:
October 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
So, this:
Sid, Letang and Malkin right now.
October 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Sid, Letang and Malkin right now.
Trump's War on Christmas prices: Six feet of garland for $190.
October 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Trump's War on Christmas prices: Six feet of garland for $190.
This feels like it will affect the Avs, like, a lot.
October 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
This feels like it will affect the Avs, like, a lot.
What cause shall we send wave after wave of our own men after?
October 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
What cause shall we send wave after wave of our own men after?
🌱 Scotch bonnets in Colorado. My version of doing what can't be done.
September 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
🌱 Scotch bonnets in Colorado. My version of doing what can't be done.
Pet break.
September 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Pet break.
These jerks need to keep the name Snake Eyes out of their damn mouths.
September 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
These jerks need to keep the name Snake Eyes out of their damn mouths.