Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸
@alkori.net
🇨🇦 moose* music/gaming Twitch affiliate. I play bass, and prefer playing metal. 🤘 48yo. Unflinching 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ ally. Husband/dad. He/him. AuDHD/type 2 diabetic. moose@alkori.net
All socials at: https://linktr.ee/alkorin
*Not a real moose.
All socials at: https://linktr.ee/alkorin
*Not a real moose.
Just got 3k mythic+ score on my warrior!
December 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Just got 3k mythic+ score on my warrior!
I... hate this place. I really do.
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I... hate this place. I really do.
My life at the moment, trying to get a +12/+13 Ara-Kara so that I can get to 3K M+:
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
My life at the moment, trying to get a +12/+13 Ara-Kara so that I can get to 3K M+:
Some peoples' fucking kids.
You want to know why I'm only doing 6m dps? It's because you, paladin tank, aren't grouping pulls around the one thing that needs to be interrupted, and I'm hanging back to do that so we don't wipe (like we did on the first pull).
Elitist little shits.
You want to know why I'm only doing 6m dps? It's because you, paladin tank, aren't grouping pulls around the one thing that needs to be interrupted, and I'm hanging back to do that so we don't wipe (like we did on the first pull).
Elitist little shits.
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Some peoples' fucking kids.
You want to know why I'm only doing 6m dps? It's because you, paladin tank, aren't grouping pulls around the one thing that needs to be interrupted, and I'm hanging back to do that so we don't wipe (like we did on the first pull).
Elitist little shits.
You want to know why I'm only doing 6m dps? It's because you, paladin tank, aren't grouping pulls around the one thing that needs to be interrupted, and I'm hanging back to do that so we don't wipe (like we did on the first pull).
Elitist little shits.
Just got this on a (no death) Dawnbreaker +12. That was intense. Took a while before I found a good group. So many fails.
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Just got this on a (no death) Dawnbreaker +12. That was intense. Took a while before I found a good group. So many fails.
Downright cheap compared to some chairs!
November 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Downright cheap compared to some chairs!
Yes, XDA. And, in other news, water makes things wet.
November 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Yes, XDA. And, in other news, water makes things wet.
Well, this is happening. I'm tanking a Mythic Loom'ithar. No pressure, really. #imgonnadie
November 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Well, this is happening. I'm tanking a Mythic Loom'ithar. No pressure, really. #imgonnadie
Um. Facebook seems to think that I might know Erika Ishii, which leads me to wonder who I know who actually knows Erika Ishii. 🤔
I mean, I’ve seen some crazy shit before, but…
I mean, I’ve seen some crazy shit before, but…
November 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Um. Facebook seems to think that I might know Erika Ishii, which leads me to wonder who I know who actually knows Erika Ishii. 🤔
I mean, I’ve seen some crazy shit before, but…
I mean, I’ve seen some crazy shit before, but…
Tell me that you've never touched a woman, without telling me that you've never touched a woman:
October 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Tell me that you've never touched a woman, without telling me that you've never touched a woman:
FINALLY, after -Y E A R S- of farming this.
I will never do Siege of Orgrimmar again. Never.
I will never do Siege of Orgrimmar again. Never.
October 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
FINALLY, after -Y E A R S- of farming this.
I will never do Siege of Orgrimmar again. Never.
I will never do Siege of Orgrimmar again. Never.
Specifically captured for @tatsuyainc.bsky.social ~
October 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Specifically captured for @tatsuyainc.bsky.social ~
Amorphis, Borderland, released last week.
Listening on repeat. Particular favourites: The Circle, Dancing Shadow, The Strange.
Honestly, these guys can do no wrong.
Listening on repeat. Particular favourites: The Circle, Dancing Shadow, The Strange.
Honestly, these guys can do no wrong.
October 2, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Amorphis, Borderland, released last week.
Listening on repeat. Particular favourites: The Circle, Dancing Shadow, The Strange.
Honestly, these guys can do no wrong.
Listening on repeat. Particular favourites: The Circle, Dancing Shadow, The Strange.
Honestly, these guys can do no wrong.
It's barely even a challenge anymore. Running out of things I can do on my own that actually make me pay attention. lol.
September 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
It's barely even a challenge anymore. Running out of things I can do on my own that actually make me pay attention. lol.
Well, after YEARS of farming... there's one down. Not the one I wanted, but it's a good start.
September 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Well, after YEARS of farming... there's one down. Not the one I wanted, but it's a good start.
HOLY SHIT SO THAT'S WHERE THIS ALL STARTED AHHHH
(I'm soloing Ny'alotha right now)
(I'm soloing Ny'alotha right now)
August 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
HOLY SHIT SO THAT'S WHERE THIS ALL STARTED AHHHH
(I'm soloing Ny'alotha right now)
(I'm soloing Ny'alotha right now)
Okay, that... was not easy at all. And her hard mode makes everything SO MUCH FASTER, oh my god.
August 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Okay, that... was not easy at all. And her hard mode makes everything SO MUCH FASTER, oh my god.
People use this AI shite to do work, and trust its results implicitly.
People ask it questions, and take the answers as gospel. Sometimes health-related questions. Sometimes relationship-related questions.
Are you kidding me right now? lol.
People ask it questions, and take the answers as gospel. Sometimes health-related questions. Sometimes relationship-related questions.
Are you kidding me right now? lol.
August 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
People use this AI shite to do work, and trust its results implicitly.
People ask it questions, and take the answers as gospel. Sometimes health-related questions. Sometimes relationship-related questions.
Are you kidding me right now? lol.
People ask it questions, and take the answers as gospel. Sometimes health-related questions. Sometimes relationship-related questions.
Are you kidding me right now? lol.
How do you say "a dungeon is coming up" without saying "a dungeon is coming up"? 🤔
August 2, 2025 at 1:56 PM
How do you say "a dungeon is coming up" without saying "a dungeon is coming up"? 🤔
Current earworm (most appropriate).
"And there ain't no fountain of youth".
"And there ain't no fountain of youth".
July 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Current earworm (most appropriate).
"And there ain't no fountain of youth".
"And there ain't no fountain of youth".
Done putting Divines on my DPS set. Sitting at 61.9% crit with Ansuul's/Order's Wrath/Slimecraw. I think that's about as good as it's gonna get without group crit buffs.
Pondering if I should go Forest Wraith instead of Order's Wrath for more crit% on class skills (which is 99% of my DPS). #ESO
Pondering if I should go Forest Wraith instead of Order's Wrath for more crit% on class skills (which is 99% of my DPS). #ESO
July 13, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Done putting Divines on my DPS set. Sitting at 61.9% crit with Ansuul's/Order's Wrath/Slimecraw. I think that's about as good as it's gonna get without group crit buffs.
Pondering if I should go Forest Wraith instead of Order's Wrath for more crit% on class skills (which is 99% of my DPS). #ESO
Pondering if I should go Forest Wraith instead of Order's Wrath for more crit% on class skills (which is 99% of my DPS). #ESO