Ian Against the Machine
@alkalinian.bsky.social
Writer, editor, North American scum. 8647. Remember this: Try.
Dunning-Kruger Weiss sounds like a law firm
November 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Dunning-Kruger Weiss sounds like a law firm
Batman Begin
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Batman Begin
À la lanterne.
November 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
À la lanterne.
She sounds fun
November 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
She sounds fun
She was all of us
November 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
She was all of us
Kristi Noem has walked free in this country for far too long.
November 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Kristi Noem has walked free in this country for far too long.
Abolish the whole damn department. bsky.app/profile/alka...
This is your periodic reminder that DHS is an inherently authoritarian monstrosity created less than 30 years ago in our national post-9/11 hysteria, and ought to be dismantled down to the last brick.
November 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Abolish the whole damn department. bsky.app/profile/alka...
CAN YOU DIG IT
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
CAN YOU DIG IT
You can plunder a nation and still not be able to buy good taste.
November 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
You can plunder a nation and still not be able to buy good taste.
No. It’s black-letter constitutional law. You serve two terms and you’re done, period.
October 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
No. It’s black-letter constitutional law. You serve two terms and you’re done, period.
Every single reporter should be asking them why they’re so certain they’ll be experiencing enough civil unrest to warrant this. They won’t, of course, but they should.
October 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Every single reporter should be asking them why they’re so certain they’ll be experiencing enough civil unrest to warrant this. They won’t, of course, but they should.
Conservatives tend to forget they even exist
October 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Conservatives tend to forget they even exist
Media will make sure of it.
October 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Media will make sure of it.
So I’m the kind of voter liberals find too leftist and leftists find too liberal, and even I think we’ve all outgrown this version of the Democratic Party. Adapt or die, y’all.
October 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
So I’m the kind of voter liberals find too leftist and leftists find too liberal, and even I think we’ve all outgrown this version of the Democratic Party. Adapt or die, y’all.
To be fair, he’s only killed pope (so far)
October 19, 2025 at 1:18 PM
To be fair, he’s only killed pope (so far)
Seems to also take a lot of vacations
October 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Seems to also take a lot of vacations
We’ll have thee, as our rarer monsters are,
Painted on a pole, and underwrit,
“Here may you see the tyrant.”
Painted on a pole, and underwrit,
“Here may you see the tyrant.”
October 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
We’ll have thee, as our rarer monsters are,
Painted on a pole, and underwrit,
“Here may you see the tyrant.”
Painted on a pole, and underwrit,
“Here may you see the tyrant.”
The dream of the ‘90s is alive in Portland.
October 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
The dream of the ‘90s is alive in Portland.
I can’t decide whether they think they’re a Politburo or a Guardian Council.
October 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I can’t decide whether they think they’re a Politburo or a Guardian Council.
He swears he did Nazi it on the wall
October 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
He swears he did Nazi it on the wall